You know you're stoned when.......

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by farm hippie, Dec 18, 2014.

    Budley Doright

    Budley Doright Well-Known Member

    Most of my epic, memorable trips have been from acid ... ya the really good acid from mid 70's, you know talking furniture in beauty and the beast shit lol. Funny thing is I remember most every one. Had a couple of really good MDA travels when I was 17-18 as well. Flooded a hotel room in Campbell River by forgetting I turned in the tap in the kitchen sink to do dishes and went and had a shower, cleaned up all the water only to find every cupboard drawer was filled to the brim, that my friends was the power of Thai stick lol.
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    Zippy H

    Zippy H Member

    You spend 4 hours watching a documentary about camouflage then realize you've just been staring out the window at a Bush.
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    haloman420 Well-Known Member

    Watched a video of this old guy on how to roll the perfect joint. He said in order to roll the perfect joint you must first smoke a bowl, because every joint is perfect to the high eye.
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    haloman420 Well-Known Member

    I had a friend who would get nausea after smoking. One day we smoked and went for a ride. He ended up puking out the window onto a guy riding a motorcycle.
    We lost touch. Found out he died smoking spice.
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    ttystikk Well-Known Member

    You know you're stoned when American politics makes perfect sense.
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    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    When your fuckin your elderly neighbor and stop and realize you haven't even smoked yet .........wait wrong thread/site

    Il just go with driving slow instead....Carry on
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    zoic Well-Known Member

    When you are smoking a fat joint and halfway through you realize you really do not need to finish the joint, but you do anyways, then sit down and proceed to roll another one. :roll:
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    ttystikk Well-Known Member

    And this is why we grow... Cuz otherwise that shit would get expensive!
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