You know you're stoned when.......

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by farm hippie, Dec 18, 2014.

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    electricslide

    electricslide Well-Known Member

    You totally just sparked the idea for a benzo thread lol that's a typical benzo night man everything and anything will go wrong on that shit
     
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    Budley Doright

    Budley Doright Well-Known Member

    Or doing acid.
     
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    kmog33

    kmog33 Well-Known Member

    You find your bong in the fridge and the milk and cereal in your bong cupboard


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    Budley Doright

    Budley Doright Well-Known Member

    You keep your bong in a kitchen cupboard ...... I guess :). Lol
     
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    kmog33

    kmog33 Well-Known Member

    No it's worse than that...





    in an armoire cabinet across the room lol.
     
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    bellcore

    bellcore Well-Known Member

    ...when you accidentally rent Pot Zombies on Amazon Prime for $2.99. Even worse is then googling it to see if it is even worth watching and finding out it is a available free on Youtube.

    Well I paid for it so I'm watching it. Here is the trailer:
     
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    Pig4buzz

    Pig4buzz Well-Known Member

    when you look for the remote and its in your hand
     
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    Carla420

    Carla420 Member

    or you simply forget what tv show youre watching
     
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    buzzardbreath

    buzzardbreath Well-Known Member

    when you take the clothes out of the dryer, look around,

    put them back in the washer, dump detergent, start cycle
     
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    buzzardbreath

    buzzardbreath Well-Known Member

    After you watch mail getting dropped off at mailbox.

    You have a huge debate with yourself about getting it...then slowly forget what you were debating about in the first place.

    Stand up, remember seeing the mail man and get mail.
     
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    Nugachino

    Nugachino Well-Known Member

    You know you're stoned when you can't find the lighter that's in your fuckin hand.
     
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    zoic

    zoic Well-Known Member

    You know you're stoned when ...... you grind your coffee beans and then pour them into the coffee maker ... where the water is supposed to go. o_O
     
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    hellmutt bones

    hellmutt bones Well-Known Member

    When you'revisiting family and say goodbye by pounding your chest and kissing your fingers like Samy Sosa.
     
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    Pig4buzz

    Pig4buzz Well-Known Member

    when all your worries and pains are gone
     
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    ForRealz

    ForRealz Well-Known Member

    10 dabsdeep... you go to "pull choke" the rig, but luckily you sense the heat mere millimeters from your thumb and index finger..."Yeah, I think I'm good now..."
     
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    LoneStone

    LoneStone New Member

    does anyone else wonder if the hot curly haired woman from arcade fire has a big hairy crazy French bush or so bare and spit shined that you can see your reflection? watching Austin city Limits and that's on my mind
    This post is how I know I'm haf
     
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    zoic

    zoic Well-Known Member

    LOL, yeah. OR when you wash your clothes and realize at the end you forgot to put in the soap.
     
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    JCS57

    JCS57 Well-Known Member

    That's from weed!? What a relief I thought I was losing it due to getting old.
     
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    zoic

    zoic Well-Known Member

    Either way it does not matter. Both are good excuses, I use them all the time, together even. LOL
     
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    zoic

    zoic Well-Known Member

    Oh for sure. I do the same with my keys and cellphone. :wall:
     
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