You know you're stoned when.......

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by farm hippie, Dec 18, 2014.

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    farm hippie

    farm hippie Active Member

    You sat at the stop sign and waited for it to change
     
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    farm hippie

    farm hippie Active Member

    While carrying a bunch of spinach your chickens start following you and you get paranoid and think they are following you and the more you run the faster they chase until you jump off n the creek and realize it's all cool.
     
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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

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    farm hippie

    farm hippie Active Member

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    hellmutt bones

    hellmutt bones Well-Known Member

    U take a dump and and a few min later just cant remember if u wiped ur ass.
     
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    cc2012

    cc2012 Well-Known Member

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    rory420420

    rory420420 Well-Known Member

    The peanut butters in the fridge,and the jelly is in the cabinet.
    Same with milk and cereal.
    If the diaper got a bottle,and the baby is in the trash..seek help.
     
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    rory420420

    rory420420 Well-Known Member

    You order a dacon-bubble bees-churger at Wendy's.
    You try to pull the slide on your oil-rig(not me,but,ive seen it happen w noobs).
    You read finshaggys posts.
    You believe they have merit in life.
     
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    rory420420

    rory420420 Well-Known Member

    Wow,I must be high,or higher more often..:-D
     
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    Mr. Shine

    Mr. Shine Well-Known Member

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    Mr. Shine

    Mr. Shine Well-Known Member

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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

    my thread came first, trend lightly newbie....
     
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    Ganju

    Ganju Well-Known Member

    You know your to stoned when u wake up with cheezit all over your face, but don't remember eating it...... mmm
     
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    Mr. Bongwater

    Mr. Bongwater Well-Known Member

    you know your stoned when your laughing for no reason and can't stop lol
     
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    rory420420

    rory420420 Well-Known Member

    HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)...
    Wait..what?.
     
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    ttystikk

    ttystikk Well-Known Member

    ...you forgot the reason you started to post on this thread.
     
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    hellmutt bones

    hellmutt bones Well-Known Member

    Ur watching the superboul but in the middle of the game u end up watching some cooking show and missed the rest of the game.
     
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    rory420420

    rory420420 Well-Known Member

    SOUPER-BOWL!
     
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    hellmutt bones

    hellmutt bones Well-Known Member

    U start driving and end up at work and then u realize that u where going to post office! Fuq
     
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    blueylol

    blueylol Active Member

    you're driving along and everything's in HD
     

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