Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by farm hippie, Dec 18, 2014.
You sat at the stop sign and waited for it to change
While carrying a bunch of spinach your chickens start following you and you get paranoid and think they are following you and the more you run the faster they chase until you jump off n the creek and realize it's all cool.
theres already a thread for this, post that stuff here https://www.rollitup.org/t/you-know-youre-stoned-when.840263/#post-10761146
U take a dump and and a few min later just cant remember if u wiped ur ass.
The peanut butters in the fridge,and the jelly is in the cabinet.
Same with milk and cereal.
If the diaper got a bottle,and the baby is in the trash..seek help.
You order a dacon-bubble bees-churger at Wendy's.
You try to pull the slide on your oil-rig(not me,but,ive seen it happen w noobs).
You read finshaggys posts.
You believe they have merit in life.
Wow,I must be high,or higher more often..
Fuck that I like it here better!
my thread came first, trend lightly newbie....
You know your to stoned when u wake up with cheezit all over your face, but don't remember eating it...... mmm
you know your stoned when your laughing for no reason and can't stop lol
HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...
...you forgot the reason you started to post on this thread.
Ur watching the superboul but in the middle of the game u end up watching some cooking show and missed the rest of the game.
U start driving and end up at work and then u realize that u where going to post office! Fuq
you're driving along and everything's in HD
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