Pot Is Yummy
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red Paint.
haha, i know, right.
Red Paint.
haha, i know, right.
Worst Joke Ever?
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Armadillo Slim
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"Knock, Knock"
"Who's there?"
"the interupting cow"
"the interupting co-" "MOOOO!"
On the topic of cows, sorry.
"Who's there?"
"the interupting cow"
"the interupting co-" "MOOOO!"
On the topic of cows, sorry.
Armadillo Slim
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Why is it easy to feed a giraffe? Because a little goes a long way.
Armadillo Slim
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I think this is quite a good joke, but it still classes as "bad" but not because it's not funny. Why does nobody go on london's public transport anymore? Because it costs an arm and a leg.
Armadillo Slim
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I've got some classic leperacy jokes as well, seen as though there are no lepers in western civilisation I don't think these jokes should be off bounds.
How do you get a leper out of a bath? With a shovel.
Why did they cancel the annual leper ice hockey competition? There was a face off in the corner.
How do you get a leper out of a bath? With a shovel.
Why did they cancel the annual leper ice hockey competition? There was a face off in the corner.
xpnsivwino
Active Member
What smells worse than an anchovie?
An anchovie's ass!
An anchovie's ass!
I told my buddies that and they all laughed their arses off!
onemorehit22
Active Member
A group of kindergarten children were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
"I went to visit my Nanna", he said.
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER", she replied, "Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She corrected him, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN... You must remember to use 'Big People' words"
She then asked little Alex what he had done?
"I read a book" he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
"Winnie the SHIT"
... i know long and bad
"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend?
"I went to visit my Nanna", he said.
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER", she replied, "Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She corrected him, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN... You must remember to use 'Big People' words"
She then asked little Alex what he had done?
"I read a book" he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read?"
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,
"Winnie the SHIT"
... i know long and bad
JonnyPopperseed
Member
a baby seal walks into a club...
thats all... (you'll get it in about 5 seconds)
thats all... (you'll get it in about 5 seconds)
Chase the Bass
Active Member
If we venture into baby seal territory it won't be long before the baby jokes come out. Those are the "worst" in a whole different way.
Jimmy Luffnan
Well-Known Member
A man went to the Zoo.
There was only one animal.
It was a Shitzu.
.........
Okay okay... here is a bad one (sorry ladies of RIU
)
Question: What do you say to a girl with small tits?
Answer:
There was only one animal.
It was a Shitzu.
.........Okay okay... here is a bad one (sorry ladies of RIU
)Question: What do you say to a girl with small tits?
Answer: