Worst Joke Ever?

what gets louder as it gets smaller?





a baby in a trash compactor

People said pigs would fly if a black man became president












Well Swine flu.
LOL

Pot Is Yummy said:

What is red and smells like blue paint?




Red Paint.

haha, i know, right.

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hahaahahahaha-ha ha made me smile at least

How do you restore a old hooker? Shove a 20 lb Ham in her snatch and pull out the bone. I know It's a little off-side, but funny anyways..

dahamma said:

How do you restore a old hooker? Shove a 20 lb Ham in her snatch and pull out the bone. I know It's a little off-side, but funny anyways..

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DaHAMma... You got a thing for ham dude? LOL

"Doctor, Doctor"
"Yes?"
"I think I have swine flu"
"Oh really, how come?
"Well Iv'e had a cold recently, and I think it began last weeeeeeeeeek"

Why did the emo cross the road?



Because there were cars coming

If a prostitute goes on a boat with a group of fisherman, what does she come back with?




A red snapper

Birds are dinosaurs, or at least the only known descendants of them.

how do you make a skeleton?


















hose down a leper

Ultra Haze said:

"Doctor, Doctor"
"Yes?"
"I think I have swine flu"
"Oh really, how come?
"Well Iv'e had a cold recently, and I think it began last weeeeeeeeeek"

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Lmao it took me a min to understand weeeeeeeeek Lol

What's worse then ten babies nailed to 1 tree?











1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Armadillo Slim said:

I think this is quite a good joke, but it still classes as "bad" but not because it's not funny. Why does nobody go on london's public transport anymore? Because it costs an arm and a leg.

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i actually laughed out loud when i read that.

what goes black white black white black white black white black white black white black white black white black white?






a nun rolling down a hill

I was pulled over and given a ticket for having two guns and a six pack... But I got out of it for putting my shirt back on..... Rim shot....... now that is grade a material

Sorry, no rasicm or anything meant by this;
I just thought it was rly funny.

A Jew, Mexican, N-word*, and spick walk into a bar..



















The bartender says " Get the fuck out."



lol kind of just fucked up but fucking funny

two cannibals are eating a clown,... one says to the other ,.. " does he taste FUNNY to you"/

whats better than 4 roses on a piano?,... two-lips on an organ

man comes home from work, walks in to find his wife standing atop the stairs,... she swings her leg over the bannister and slides down,..... goes back up, does it again,...... once more she goes up and does it again,.... astonished he asks what the hell are you doing?,.... and she says, " just warming up dinner"

omg! they just said what micheal jackson died of





it was food poisoning!!!









he ate a 7 year old weiner



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How ever told u taht is on something lol