Ways to fuck your neighbor WITHOUT jail time

neosapien

neosapien

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Couch_Lock said:
When we bought this house 11 yrs ago I found one next door neighbor trespassing in our yard, talking to the neighbor on the opposite side. I said nothing, just observed.

A few days later it happened again, this time he had his GF and leashed dog with him. I walked out to where he was, let him know this is trespassing and I'm not having it. I have never trespassed and hadn't seen it on our properties, prior.

The 3rd time I saw this dude I threatened him with bodily harm. Told him I need no gun, I'd rip him apart. He had 10 seconds to disappear. The idiot called the police! They came and sided with me.

He has never shown his face since.
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This all goes back to your very 1st post. You obviously didn't read this thread very well because it pertains to "fucking" my neighbor. In my case, penis to vaginal penetration. And yet, you needed to throw out the tough guy in you about how you greet your new neighbors. So we did some light, and I mean light, poking.

Couch_Lock said:
I haven't been home till 10 min ago, I deleted nothing.

I don't give a fuck how long you've been at RIU, ur a douchebag. Don't care how many minions like ur bullshit posts. And I am a tough motherfucker....anything else?
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And then rather than go with the flow of the internet and the pokings, you doubled up and activated go go gadget tough guy. These people are not my minions. They are my friends. Because we are all fucking hilarious and can take it as good as we give it. Being a tough guy doesn't get you very far on the internets. Lets start over. Do you have any nudes to share?
 
randallb

randallb

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Moldy said:
I've got a neighbor that has the back deck light on 24/7 and they don't even live there! They're from Cali and bought a cheap (250K) house in back of me. I'm so fucking mad I can't see stars and shit in the mornings. It's like a Chinese water torture. The fucking thing just eats at me. The bulb burned out once but when they came to visit, or whatever the fuck they're doing, they put in a new light and turned the bastard on again. So shooting it out wouldn't help. They'd just replace it. Talking to them is like giving them the pleasure of knowing they're pissing me off. Oh well...
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You have a neighbor...... that doesn't live there....... shining a light in your eyes............you might need to get back on line for a set of balls to find a solution.
If you want to be diplomatic, tell them your issue and ask them to put a motion detector on the light.
If you don't want to do either of those, hire a lawyer and sue for light pollution.

Or you could sit there and just take it.............then ask for a solution on an internet weed forum. Your call, lol :)
 
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