Ways to fuck your neighbor WITHOUT jail time

shrxhky420

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I did not delete my post. Probably the moderator that hangs out in this goofy thread did. The North guy.


Go fuck yourself and the 9 yrs you've been here,
shrxhky420

DO NOT DELETE MY POSTS, moderators....I get the blame for it.
All this because your reading comprehension sucks and I pointed it out. Your post was not relevant to the original post.
That was what my post stated, and not only to you. But you're the big bad tough guy!
Yeah, yeah, fuck me. Look you hurt my feels now I'm crying.
You tell everyone to fuck off when you do something stupid? Triggered much?

SH420
 

Moldy

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Just get a big ole adjustable Porch light . Aim that bitch right at his home and every night all night light him up .

Run him like an autoflower
I've got a neighbor that has the back deck light on 24/7 and they don't even live there! They're from Cali and bought a cheap (250K) house in back of me. I'm so fucking mad I can't see stars and shit in the mornings. It's like a Chinese water torture. The fucking thing just eats at me. The bulb burned out once but when they came to visit, or whatever the fuck they're doing, they put in a new light and turned the bastard on again. So shooting it out wouldn't help. They'd just replace it. Talking to them is like giving them the pleasure of knowing they're pissing me off. Oh well...
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I've got a neighbor that has the back deck light on 24/7 and they don't even live there! They're from Cali and bought a cheap (250K) house in back of me. I'm so fucking mad I can't see stars and shit in the mornings. It's like a Chinese water torture. The fucking thing just eats at me. The bulb burned out once but when they came to visit, or whatever the fuck they're doing, they put in a new light and turned the bastard on again. So shooting it out wouldn't help. They'd just replace it. Talking to them is like giving them the pleasure of knowing they're pissing me off. Oh well...
Last house I rented, the next door neighbor had a security light that would randomly turn on and off. I think it was so sensitive that grass growing triggered it. That harshed many a “binocular night” for me.
 
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Singlemalt

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I've got a neighbor that has the back deck light on 24/7 and they don't even live there! They're from Cali and bought a cheap (250K) house in back of me. I'm so fucking mad I can't see stars and shit in the mornings. It's like a Chinese water torture. The fucking thing just eats at me. The bulb burned out once but when they came to visit, or whatever the fuck they're doing, they put in a new light and turned the bastard on again. So shooting it out wouldn't help. They'd just replace it. Talking to them is like giving them the pleasure of knowing they're pissing me off. Oh well...
pellet rifle. They visit, replace it; leave, you pop it again. Eventually they will get the idea and in the mean time you get target practice and skill improvement
 

Metasynth

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pellet rifle. They visit, replace it; leave, you pop it again. Eventually they will get the idea and in the mean time you get target practice and skill improvement
I used to know someone who had a street light outside their bedroom window. I was surprised a pellet gun would work against a heavy duty street light...The city replaced it like 7 times before they finally gave up and left it broken.

But I still don’t see how this is gonna help you get laid.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I did not delete my post. Probably the moderator that hangs out in this goofy thread did. The North guy.


Go fuck yourself and the 9 yrs you've been here,
shrxhky420

DO NOT DELETE MY POSTS, moderators....I get the blame for it.
Nice job throwing @GreatwhiteNorth under the bus. It is very unlikely that he did it. He is currently wearing swimmies lounging on a beach in the Dominican Republic getting slowly hammered off drinks with umbrellas in them.
 

Couch_Lock

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Nice job throwing @GreatwhiteNorth under the bus. It is very unlikely that he did it. He is currently wearing swimmies lounging on a beach in the Dominican Republic getting slowly hammered off drinks with umbrellas in them.
That moderator , not long ago, quoted me and said I shouldn't talk politics in this thread. I never have, so his credibility is zero in my book. I don't have a good sense of humor, I can admit this. But I know what I post, and I don't delete something I said. I let it stand, get critiqued or not. I don't know anybody here in RL, so why would I care?
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
That moderator , not long ago, quoted me and said I shouldn't talk politics in this thread. I never have, so his credibility is zero in my book. I don't have a good sense of humor, I can admit this. But I know what I post, and I don't delete something I said. I let it stand, get critiqued or not. I don't know anybody here in RL, so why would I care?
You’re being something of a lout about what was plainly a benign tease.

ceterum censeo I do not know why you would care, but the high level of grudge-bearing rancor you’re bringing is diagnostic: you do care.

In any case, I believe you need to escalate your anger posting. You are close to but not arrived at “entertaining enough”.
 

Metasynth

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You’re being something of a lout about what was plainly a benign tease.

ceterum censeo I do not know why you would care, but the high level of grudge-bearing rancor you’re bringing is diagnostic: you do care.

In any case, I believe you need to escalate your anger posting. You are close to but not arrived at “entertaining enough”.
Translation:

“Motherfucker, you think this is the first time I’ve fought someone naked with my dick hanging out?! En garde, bitch!”
 
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