Ways to fuck your neighbor WITHOUT jail time
- Thread starter neosapien
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Laughing Grass
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lol I didn't noticed this was a different thread. In that case I'd bright lights, sheer drapes and a sexy dance.
neosapien
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Awwww. He deleted it after realizing his reading comprehension failed. Good job Sharky lol.
neosapien
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You're amazing.
420God
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Singlemalt
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Indeed, and quite hawt
neosapien
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SpaceGrease
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Just get a big ole adjustable Porch light . Aim that bitch right at his home and every night all night light him up .
Run him like an autoflower
Run him like an autoflower
Couch_Lock
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I haven't been home till 10 min ago, I deleted nothing.
I don't give a fuck how long you've been at RIU, ur a douchebag. Don't care how many minions like ur bullshit posts. And I am a tough motherfucker....anything else?
rkymtnman
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nothing breaks the ice with neighbors like a good ole fashioned mid 70s key party.
Singlemalt
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LOL ^^^^
neosapien
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Woah. I think you need to smoke some weed or take a xanax or something.
rkymtnman
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Cookie Rider
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A little harmless fuckery, is a few small drops of oil, or brake fluid on the windshield or wipers of their ride.
Boatguy
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Booze has gotten more people laid than anything else. You only go to jail if you wait for them to pass out.
MICHI-CAN
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LOL. Had a neighbor report my in need of paint garage to the city. Got the notice to paint. Primed the whole thing. Finish coated his side with hideous adobe pink. Added a four foot middle finger and an eyeball graffiti art above it. I then placed an open 100 W bulb under the soffit. Side only visible to him. No one else. Painted over it when I finally got bored with it a few months later and finish coated the whole thing.
MICHI-CAN
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300W LED security lights in their bedroom windows takes it toll as well. But seriously just escalates the issue. Stop while your behind. I honestly ad to move or it would have been bad. There is no need for "even" if they already lost. They submitted to you the moment you got all their attention.
MICHI-CAN
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Never mess with anyone. It's a small world and grudges are forever.