The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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Yo bitch were ya been fuckin monsters i spouse lmao
lol, no mate been keepin it in my pants recently forra change. just couldnt afford to pay my sky bill coz i went onna a cpl of massive benders....plus i managed to wipe out most of my crop thru various fuck ups and that bloody hot spell we had....i only had 3 plants and pulled about 3 oz in total from them...that didnt even cover my fuckin charlie bill so as a result i had to keep my head down and just potter away....got a new grow on the go inna mates house...just halfa dozen plants and ive also got another handful of clones just about ready to pot up....trying coco this time...never done it before...any tips welcome gents.
 

dura72

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When I overheard a black boy, no more than 14, trying to buy White Lightning, I realised I would have to say something.

"Excuse me young man!" I exclaimed, "you will find that it's called 'electricity' in this country."
 

cheddar1985

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lol, no mate been keepin it in my pants recently forra change. just couldnt afford to pay my sky bill coz i went onna a cpl of massive benders....plus i managed to wipe out most of my crop thru various fuck ups and that bloody hot spell we had....i only had 3 plants and pulled about 3 oz in total from them...that didnt even cover my fuckin charlie bill so as a result i had to keep my head down and just potter away....got a new grow on the go inna mates house...just halfa dozen plants and ive also got another handful of clones just about ready to pot up....trying coco this time...never done it before...any tips welcome gents.
A tip from me will be get yaself canna nutes a+b and u should be good all through lad na problemo
 

dura72

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Went to choose my new glasses today.
Pretty lass in the opticians asked, "Would you like them with a rim?"
Let's just say it'll be a while before they let me back in
 

dura72

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A tip from me will be get yaself canna nutes a+b and u should be good all through lad na problemo
thats the stuff ive got , i bought a full bag of coco and the nutes off a mate for a tenner, he was selling all his gear coz the social work turned up and took his kid off him coz he had a small grow....fucking shocking, bastard junkies out there with scores of manky wee sprogs and this poor cunt gets fucked over for a bit of weed!
btw should i use pk 13/14 as well...will it be ok and do i add perlite to the coco at the same ratio as a soil mix(25%)
 

mrt1980

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A tip from me will be get yaself canna nutes a+b and u should be good all through lad na problemo
and a tip from me would be stay away from barneys farm blue cheese, i had some def issues with that strain but the others ive run have been alright. and i had 2 males out of a 5 pack of fem seeds
 

dura72

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im just gonna be running some blue widow clones.....ive had about 4 grows of it so far , originating from one 'freebie' seed....fast as fuck finisher....you can crop it at week 6.
 

dura72

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bout 3 oz per plant under a 400 hps, so far that was in dwc but no fancy nutes or anything other than basic care....ye know me don ahm a real lazy fucker....ah reckon you could pull any easy 4 to 5 witha bit of supercropping and nute tweaking.
 

mrt1980

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im just gonna be running some blue widow clones.....ive had about 4 grows of it so far , originating from one 'freebie' seed....fast as fuck finisher....you can crop it at week 6.
i got a blue widow freebie on this grow now. it my profile pic, it had a bit of a red tint to it. its looking good now but it was a bit slower showing bud than my white widow

ill put a pic of it up later if im not too lazy lol
 

dura72

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sounds like a fuckin winner. smoke taste canny aswell?
i dont smoke don!! gave it up years ago.....was goin a shade too white even for a nazi bastard like me but all my mates were happy as fuck.....two in particular that are the most difficult fuckers on the planet to please, they kept comin back for more. thats the equivalent of a 'michelin star' round my way.
 

The Yorkshireman

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Man oh man. I know the notion of "spiked" weed is generally a joke given that it would make the weed cost more not less. But picked up a 10 last night to have a couple of joints with a friend, and when i was looking at the bud there were two parts where there was just a solid sheen. Not individual trichs, just like a 3mmx3mm flat glassy solid shiny bit.

Smoked it anyway.

After just half a joint my heart beat went through the roof, started feeling sick, started losing my vision and upon trying to get to the bathroom just in case, legs just gave up and i collapsed on the carpet and started sweating like i've never sweat in my life, literally pouring down my face, before going ice cold. Very very peculiar. Gonna roll up another now and see what happens :D
I had an experience like that in Poland a couple of years back.


Me and the girlfriend were sightseeing round Krakow and I came across a sort of tiny little head shop down an ally,all smiley rave face stickers on the window and stuff.

I steps in and the Polish guy behind the counter stands up says hello,the only thing in this shop is the guy and a glass topped display counter like in a jewellers.

Looking inside the counter I notice this guy only sells two things,a few pipes and 'legal' smoking mixtures in packets (about 7-8 kinds). I got the girlfriend to ask him (I speak very little Polish) which in his opinion was the best.

He said he doesn't smoke himself but "this one" and "this one" are very popular,so I worked out the price and they were around £8 each for about 0.5g (expensive I know). I thought I'd give them a try as I was in Poland with no weed and not much chance of getting any. I don't fancy getting 3 years in jail just for possession and those Polish coppers are all roid heads with Glocks,they make our lot look like G4!

Anyway I bought a bag of his 2 best sellers and a little 1 hitter pipe. He then muttered something to the girlfriend as we were leaving and she said "Oh he say's be careful with that one it's quite strong", I'm like "Yeah right babe what's it gonna do,it's legal? And I'm a boss! ".

Oh Yorkie you silly,silly little boy!

About an hour later I have a pipe of the 'strong' stuff,taste's like crap but gives me a bit of a sativa type tingle in the back of my head. "well at least I'm not completely straight" I thought to myself and then we go for a steak and a beer. After this I have another pipe,same chemical straw taste and the tingle gets stronger. We go back to the hotel to change ready for the cinema as the girlfriend had found a little family owned boutique type place with only 20 seats and a custom JBL sound system,they were showing 'Inception' 6 weeks before the UK release date and with the conversion rate it cost £1.50 each!

So while getting ready I blasted another few pipes to get me set for the night,4-5 I'd say and we then set off to the cinema which was about 15 mins walk away.

10 mins into the film I started to feel a little dizzy with a thumping head,like I was hungover. It gradually got worse and worse to the point of me sitting sideways in my seat,hunched up in the fetal position nearly crying with pain from my head. She said "you pissed?" and I said "not likely,I've only had 2 halfs with me steak". I excused myself and went to the toilet sensing imminent vomit, I didn't manage to get anywhere near the toilet cubical before I pebble-dashed the entire 6 basin sink unit and mirror with projectile steak chunks!

I stayed there sweating my tits off with my head in the toilet bowl 'whitey-ing' like a good un until the movie finished and my girlfriend quite concerned,came to find me.

She took one look at the sweat pouring out of me and said "shit you look a mess,you OK?", I sheepishly replied with a shaky voice "er....no".
She said "right we'd better get you to the hotel down the back streets before a copper sees you,thinks you're some kind of junkie and locks you up", I'm like "are you serious?" and she's like "do I look like I'm joking?".

So then I mop myself up (leaving the pebble-dashed sink unit and mirror in a right state,I wouldn't have wanted to hear what the cleaner had to say in the morning!) and we set off,staggering zig zag along the streets I'm so fucked up and unable to focus by this point that the 15 min walk back to the hotel took 3 hours! I kept having to stop every few yards or so to throw up,how passing tourists didn't have me arrested I'll never know.

We got back to the hotel and she went mental "do you know how long that's just taken us? fuck you mash head,I'm off to bed!". Now it's about 2.30am and I'm well wrecked,Like I've done a 24 case of Stella cans! I then stripped off naked and tried to lay on the floor without holding on,still sweating buckets.

I think I passed out about 5.00am,as soon as I woke up (still feeling fucking strange) I binned both bags and the pipe but I still wasn't right for the next 2 days.


The moral of the story is when some guy who makes a living from selling nothing more than 'legal highs' tells you to be careful with that stuff,you should listen to his advice!

I think it was sprayed with something from the JWH family and not a good part of the family either,more like the 'black sheep,ginger stepchild'!
 

Don Gin and Ton

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i dont smoke don!! gave it up years ago.....was goin a shade too white even for a nazi bastard like me but all my mates were happy as fuck.....two in particular that are the most difficult fuckers on the planet to please, they kept comin back for more. thats the equivalent of a 'michelin star' round my way.
hahaha i was thinking of doing the same. just so i can knock the tabs on the head. cordon bleu widow eh :lol:
 

Don Gin and Ton

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yorkie, that jwh is some fucking crazy stuff, loads of people report not feeling right for a lot longer than two days after that stuff. i tried the hash version and it made me really uncomfy in my own skin for a few hours. tingly like. bit like when you've had a legal E, fuck them aswell.
 

tip top toker

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Uncomfortable in your own skin. That's a good way of putting how i felt at first before it all kicked in. Started off with my knees feeling really weird like they had to be straightened and stretched badly but i just couldn't get rid of it, really unpleasant.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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aye i imagine that's how junkies feel! like ants crawling under the skin and a generally horrible peaky feeling. can't believe you were daft enough to smoke it.
 
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