sexting question

rowlman

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #1

So, do I hold it my hand? Lay it on the table? Wtf?
Me and the ole lady are appart helping family. Shes got a new phone and is tempting me with pics of things I'm missing most. Her pics look sexy .....but I can't take a pic of myself without feeling like Jonny Perv.

Maybe I'll just wait till the hookers get here.

 

karousing

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #2

get the hookers to hold it with their tiny hands and dress it up with a small top hat while blindfolded

 

rowlman

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #3

Are the blindfolds free?... cuz I'm already pushing my credit card hard.

 

karousing

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #4

they remind me of the black chick from archer and i start laughing so much i cant cum with the chance of of shitting myself at the same time. fucking black people..... what would we do with out them?

 

tharoomman

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #5

5 starred. Just go ahead and get yours man. Its the only time she won't care...lol

 

karousing

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #6

would you have sex with a flexible midget, make her do the splits while riding you, then twist her like a top. (if you are gay replace she wit he)

 

tharoomman

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #7

karousing said:

would you have sex with a flexible midget, make her do the splits while riding you, then twist her like a top. (if you are gay replace she wit he)

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Um, its a little weird. No offense to any little people reading this.

 

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #8

How about an amputee the internets full of weird shit. God help us all!

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Aug 19, 2013

• #9

mr sunshine said:

How about an amputee the internets full of weird shit. God help us all!

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i still wanna have sex with a double amputee, that way i can spin her around on my unit.

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #10

put it in a hotdog bun then snap away

 

lolikun

Active Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #11

Just lay down and do a POV shot. xD I prefer using Snapchat tho because you can see if they save the picture like a perv lol

 

see4

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #12

lolikun, will you snapchat your breastses and vajayjay to me?

 

chewberto

Well-Known Member

• Aug 19, 2013

• #13

Best Rub one out via sexting first... You don't want to be embarrassed when the whores show up...

 

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2013

• #14

racerboy71 said:

i still wanna have sex with a double amputee, that way i can spin her around on my unit.

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Always wanted a nub job.

 

lolikun

Active Member

• Aug 20, 2013

• #15

see4 said:

lolikun, will you snapchat your breastses and vajayjay to me?

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Sorry, I don't have them anymore. :c otherwise I totally would, I swear!

 

see4

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2013

• #16

lolikun said:

Sorry, I don't have them anymore. :c otherwise I totally would, I swear!

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Damn! Why don't you have your breasts and vajayjay anymore? How about your penny? Can I see your penny?

 

lolikun

Active Member

• Aug 20, 2013

• #17

see4 said:

Damn! Why don't you have your breasts and vajayjay anymore? How about your penny? Can I see your penny?

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......dare I ask what my penny is? xD

 

kinetic

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2013

• #18

lolikun said:

......dare I ask what my penny is? xD

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Sphincter. He wants a pic of your butthole.

 

hempyninja309

Well-Known Member

• Aug 20, 2013

• #19

Google loch ness monster for free preview

 

lolikun

Active Member

• Aug 20, 2013

• #20

kinetic said:

Sphincter. He wants a pic of your butthole.

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Eww I poop with that :c haha. You don't wanna see that shit.

....-slaps knee-