Most stoned you've ever been?

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by Wax payne, Jul 16, 2015.


    Cx2H Well-Known Member

    I'll pass on the sherm. :wink:

    mo841 Well-Known Member

    The best part was not knowing it had pcp in it. Took two big ass hits since the guy told us to only take one (14 yr olds are dumb) lol me and my cousin had quite the night. Making bagels and pooring koolaid is out of the question on that shit.
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    hellmutt bones

    hellmutt bones Well-Known Member

    One time I came home and forgot where the light swithc was on the wall.. so i kept walking in the dark hoping my mom or dad dint wake up while i snuck up in my room. I grabbed what I thought was my door handle and it would not open. So I pulled it as hard as i could then felt this heavy object fall on top of me and it made loud ass sound and pinned me down.
    So my mom and dad woke up and they turned on the lights.
    It turns out the whole fucking fridge fell on me and pinned me down.
    Then as Im lying there some thing made me think it was my mom that tackled me or some shit. I was fucking tripping.. So I asked my mom not realizing it was the fridge that had pinned me doun. Mom what tha fuck are you doing to me!!
    Tham that old school skunk weed was fucking powerful!
    I miss them days.. good times..good times..bongsmilie
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    iHearAll Well-Known Member

    DMT consumption and an ounce between 5 people. mmmmmmm welcome to space

    iHearAll Well-Known Member

    that ounce couldnt have disappeared faster.

    you ever want to know depression. it's not having any weed left after a good tripp

    mossyrocks123 Well-Known Member

    In a friends house around the corner from mine we had some cookies and some a few joints, the last one he rolled had blue cheese, northern lights and some hash in it few puffs of that n it was like bambi, i remember sitting down on a chair and telling everyone i feel like im covered in fuzzy fur and lafing uncontrollably untill my lafing got quiter and quiter and i felt like i was in a cave but was actually my own head n i cud hear my self lafing but it was distant and echoing like in a cave but anytime i wud say anything to try make an echo i wud shoot back into reality and be in the seat again i was doing that for awhile just shouting random things like hello and giggling took me about 20mins to walk the five min walk home
    Olive Drab Green

    Olive Drab Green Well-Known Member

    First edible that ever worked was from one of @RM3's and mine's mutual friend. One and a half small brownies and 45 minutes later, my breath felt like echoes.
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    MoMoGrows Well-Known Member

    Did abuncha xany bars Thursday thru Tuesday; smoked the whole time; pretty f■cking stoned for six days. Guess I was a very excentric star of a grammar debate that I don't quite recall. I'm sure I won though. Ya know the ol' adage, "More hammered, better grammar".

    Alexroller Active Member

    I was out with some friends drinking some wine and stuff... then i met my dealer and after buying my stuff we went to my friends home to smoke my stuff... i dont know but it was some damn strong weed and maybe cause i was drunk too i ended up paralyzed vomiting at my friends bed... i could actually talk and i remember every damn thing as long as i was concious... well i ended up sleeping at his house all the 3 of us and wake up to go to work all the 3 of us.... it was a scary thing but i love my buddies :-)
    I also continued smoking my weed for days after the incident and it was one of the best smokes in my life so maybe that was the wine...Did anyone had anything similar?
    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    Most stoned i have ever been would of been back in the early 90s. I was in my early 20's
    Myself and 3 friends were out in a backyard with a fire goin, tunes playing and bong circulating. Just a nice summers night.

    After awhile i found that i was blind- couldn't see at all. Someone had to light the bong for me. After an hr or so my eyesight came back.

    Was a strange experience but weirdly enough it wasnt a scary one.

    fibba Member

    I ate a massive pot brownie and then smoked a fat joint of this crazy weed when i was like 15. I was trippin out listening to bone thugs n' harmony. When i tried to get up i fell down and couldn't talk, I just kept saying gibberish.

    WinnyBoyBlue Active Member

    The first time I ever got my vape (Arizer Solo) I packed it full, and went to town...5 minutes later I must have forgotten I had a sesh, and repacked it. I realised I fucked up when I was looking out my window freaking out over devil flying things in weird trees (Black and White Magpie birds). I've built a tolerance up now, but I still constantly double dose by accident.

    Nugs1 Well-Known Member

    Ive been around weed all my life, everyone in my family smoked. I did too a couple of times as a teenager, but I've always been a little different than the rest of my family. I worked two jobs and had my own place at 17, I wanted more so I joined the military... I had some fun and traveled the world. Long story short after getting out I dove head first right into it. I have over the past few years amassed a huge amount of knowledge on growing and the science of cannabis. I made a trip to Seattle for a Cannabis Business expo and it was fucking awesome. I knew I had to come back with my old lady. While we were there we got tore up on the regular. I tried and tried to get "too high" like seeing shit in the fucking clouds fucking high, and it never happened. After trying at home several times I never reached it.
    But finally after getting some grade A trim I made some oil like RSO. I prob should have tried a grain of rice but I thought it being trim and all I could go full pea sized. Well I went a little bigger than a pea.
    After it started to hit me, I could tell this was going to be a high ride lol. after about 6 hours I was laying on my guest bed trying not to throw up, man I was so fucked up. It was too fucking high lol, I did see birds slow down while flying around my yard lmao it was cool but being that high isn't enjoyable. I was high for a total of 18 hrs.
    I know it wasn't a funny story but thats the highest I've ever been.
    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    i bought some weed from a couple of guys i worked with who were room mates. i knew they did heroin, which i had no interest in at all, so i didn't even think about it.
    i got my bag, and they were smoking a bowl. they handed it to me and i hit it a couple of times, chatted for a minute, then hit the road. i got about 6 blocks down the street and had to pull over in a piggly wiggly parking lot and lay down in my front seat. i was FUCKED UP. felt better after about 15 minutes, then i started to get the giggles at "piggly wiggly".....
    never been that high off of weed...always wondered if those fuckers handed me a bowl with heroin or something else in it. cause the weed they sold me wasn't bad, but it sure as shit never made me have to lay down
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    Olive Drab Green

    Olive Drab Green Well-Known Member

    Thanks for your service, brother.
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    Olive Drab Green

    Olive Drab Green Well-Known Member

    I was fresh out of the military, and was at an art school in Pittsburgh, acting for a directing student’s final project. Everyone’s turned up there on the weekend. The streets were flooded, and people outside the dorms were fucking around on lean. This red headed dude climbed a light pole and was sitting on a ledge 6 floors up, and I started freaking out, telling him not to jump. He laughed, came down, and sold me my very first joint of Sour Diesel. I smoked it in an underpass beside the dorms before walking back to the room my director friend was in on the 8th floor. Reaching the elevator, my walk became a crawl. On the 8th floor, I crawled to the door on my face and knocked on the bottom of the door to his room. When he opened it, I was twitching on the floor, laughing, and hoping I wasn’t about to have a seizure. I then layed in bed until dawn, watching Netflix, laughing my ass off, unable to sleep to save my life.

    Cx2H Well-Known Member

    I'm trying to stop getting stoned at this point. Been 3 decades.

    I'm getting that weed induced bipolar sheet. I tried to set it off in a chuckee cheese the other day.

    Nugs1 Well-Known Member

    Thanks brother, I assume with a name like OD Green that you've served as well, so thanks to you.
    Olive Drab Green

    Olive Drab Green Well-Known Member

    Infantry. OEF IX-X. 10th Mtn Div.
    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    the fuck were you doing in a chuckie cheese?
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