Just had two Mormon visit my door....

Man so I'm sitting here super baked reading someone's grow journal. I'm right into it and then *BAM* knock at the door. There is these two Mormon guys who want to talk with me. Fecking weird man. I told them now was not an especially good time.......because I am high ha ha nah I should have said that to see their response.

Anyone else have something like that happen?

I've had Jehovah's Witnesses show up before. I way off the road and have a few big dogs( too dumb to actually do anything but I guess they look scary). They never wanted to talk. Just nervously handed me a pamphlet and got back in their car watching the dogs the whole time.

that shit seems to happen all too often in my neighborhood except its johovahs witnesses knocking on my door every other weekend....

to get rid of these guys at your door just tell them your roman catholic and they'll leave everytime!

Next time you get Jehovas or Mormans knocking at your door, let them come in and talk. Then, use that time to talk about cannabis legalization or hemp oil. You won't be converted if you won't want to, and you'll get to be an activist for a few minutes.

Put up a sign that says "No Solicitations of ANY sort, including Religious."

put it bigger than shit on your door and above your doorbell.

Next time they ring get their numbers and sue for harassment.

That'll put an end to that crap QUICK.

KaliKitsune said:

Put up a sign that says "No Solicitations of ANY sort, including Religious."

put it bigger than shit on your door and above your doorbell.

Next time they ring get their numbers and sue for harassment.

That'll put an end to that crap QUICK.

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What could listening to them for a few minutes hurt? I'm sure it gets tiring when people slam doors on you all day long.

yeldarb said:

Man so I'm sitting here super baked reading someone's grow journal. I'm right into it and then *BAM* knock at the door. There is these two Mormon guys who want to talk with me. Fecking weird man. I told them now was not an especially good time.......because I am high ha ha nah I should have said that to see their response.

Anyone else have something like that happen?

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My town is full of them man. Can't avoid fundamentalism, invite them in drink a beer and listen to their bullshit. Then have them wash your dishes or something, the like the "service". My old room mate used to invite a bunch of Jehova's over and I would come home to like six Jehova's cleaning the house while he sat on the couch and drank beer.

Jesus owns a maid service now

yah... im sure 90% of ppl tell them to fuck off. try to be halfway nice to them. there kinda forced to do that shit

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Now clean my house you brainwashed biotches!

"turn all the lights off! turn the tv off! now be quiet..."

used to happen all the time... then you just wait for the to leave

I just tell them to fuck off

fukdapolice said:

"turn all the lights off! turn the tv off! now be quiet..."

used to happen all the time... then you just wait for the to leave

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No man seriously they will clean up your house, paint your fence, mow your lawn. Whatever dude, I had them do all the yard work once while I sat by the pool a smoked J's.

NewGrowth said:

No man seriously they will clean up your house, paint your fence, mow your lawn. Whatever dude, I had them do all the yard work once while I sat by the pool a smoked J's.

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lol damn... i wish they came around more often then

I invited a JW into my house once, and started takin bong rips while I was talkin to him. I asked him what was the worst thing about being a witness and he told me it was that he couldn't associate with anyone he used to know because they weren't witnesses. I asked him if he had known that before he became a witness if he would of did it and he said no. I asked him if he wanted a rip but he declined. I don't see why people gotta be assholes to complete strangers.

Louis541 said:

I invited a JW into my house once, and started takin bong rips while I was talkin to him. I asked him what was the worst thing about being a witness and he told me it was that he couldn't associate with anyone he used to know because they weren't witnesses. I asked him if he had known that before he became a witness if he would of did it and he said no. I asked him if he wanted a rip but he declined. I don't see why people gotta be assholes to complete strangers.

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Exactly dude.

Not an asshole, I listen politely to their crap and then allow them to clean my house. I don't force them to do anything.

I was talkin about the people that said they tell them to fuck off and stuff. If I thought I could get a free car wash out of it I'd go for it too.

2 of them mormom fools came to my house once and i answered the door hittin my bong and i basically told them them i already know what i believe and you cant try and convince with ur mormonism if thats a word haha im high as fuck but anyways i told them that i wasnt interested and closed the door and they went on there merry little way

They are stuck doing that shit for two years. They are pressured by their familys to save face for years till they graduate from high school. Just tell them you have a higher power and end the conversation by offering them a cold coke for their time. They will think your cool and leave you alone. It would suck being pulled away from your home and friends at that age. As for the witnesses I just tell them that if they only allow 146,000 or whatever it is into heaven, that it's too big of a crap shoot for me and thank them and close the door.