how to be a "normal person"

I eat almost everything as a sandwich. Tonight we had spaghetti with a meat sauce and immediately I put some on a piece of bread, folded it, ate it.

Everything around me also has to be symmetrical or I get really bothered by it. I recently threw away a brand new keyboard because I was disgusted by the pattern of keys.

Also, I have an issue with "collections". My dvd collection has to be in alphabetical order, but only after ordering by genre. My music collection on my computer (about 46 gigs worth of albums) has to be perfect. I've manually gone through each song, added missing information, corrected spelling mistakes and punctuation/capitalization mistakes.

Am I normal?
 
I don't give a fuck about anything!! Is that normal.
When I was in Detroit speeding down gratiot the cops yelled at me to slow down over their loudspeaker. Is that normal.
 
the far left lane is the fast lane. because ppl on the far right are probably about to exit so there gunna have to slow down and the ppl in the middle probably are gunna exit soon .
 
brandon. said:
I eat almost everything as a sandwich. Tonight we had spaghetti with a meat sauce and immediately I put some on a piece of bread, folded it, ate it.

Everything around me also has to be symmetrical or I get really bothered by it. I recently threw away a brand new keyboard because I was disgusted by the pattern of keys.

Also, I have an issue with "collections". My dvd collection has to be in alphabetical order, but only after ordering by genre. My music collection on my computer (about 46 gigs worth of albums) has to be perfect. I've manually gone through each song, added missing information, corrected spelling mistakes and punctuation/capitalization mistakes.

Am I normal?
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This is us meeting... except for the sandwitches part.
 
when i eat a mandarin orange (aka clementine) I have to peel the orange, then peel each individual segment from their membranes. then I can eat the fleshy part, without the BS. it takes like a half hour. freak!
 
Matt Rize said:
when i eat a mandarin orange (aka clementine) I have to peel the orange, then peel each individual segment from their membranes. then I can eat the fleshy part, without the BS. it takes like a half hour. freak!
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i used to do this when i was locked up, you get nothing but the juicy greatness of the orange without any of that other shit. but, i was locked up and had the time do that.
so if you free and you do this, with everyorange you eat : not normal.
 
I find I must either exhaust or distract my mind at night.
This is in order to sleep, without my mind screaming it's fears of mortality.
Every question has multiple answers, and every answer brings up new questions.
 
Sometimes at work early in the morn i'll be extremely gassy. Like after a night of some spicy cuisine. And I secretly let out a silent assault on my co workers and I get a kick out of seeing them wince and pucker up as they walk by and smell my morning gas. Last week I had a southwestern spicy corn soup and the next morning I sware I saw this hot young intern throw up a little bit in her mouth when she delivered some papers to me moments after I let a stinky, noxious one seep out. Poor thing never saw it coming.
 
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