how to be a "normal person"

I have one weed plant that I don't grow for the actual weed but rather to be like a friend. I Talk to it, carry it all over the house with me and put it by the TV while I watch or PC while I type... though I don't even have a name for it...
 
mr.notsogreenthumb said:
I have one weed plant that I don't grow for the actual weed but rather to be like a friend. I Talk to it, carry it all over the house with me and put it by the TV while I watch or PC while I type... though I don't even have a name for it...
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Call it George, or Mary, or something. It needs a name...it must hate being refered to as an it.

Yeah, you're normal.
 
I like to eat my food in alphabetical order...not in the order of the name of the food, but alphabetical order of the person whom prepared the foods biological mothers maiden name.
...does anyone else have this problem?
 
Apparently driving slow in the left lane is normal. Even though in my state there's a sign every five miles advising people that it's against state law to be in the left lane not passing people.
 
tql said:
Apparently driving slow in the left lane is normal. Even though in my state there's a sign every five miles advising people that it's against state law to be in the left lane not passing people.
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driving slow in the left lane with the right blinker on is normal in Detroit
 
tql said:
Apparently driving slow in the left lane is normal. Even though in my state there's a sign every five miles advising people that it's against state law to be in the left lane not passing people.
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There was even a thread where the OP was the guy in the left lane who doesn't pass and gets tailgated. It's not that it's normal... it's just that certain people behind the wheel are just so self righteously fucking gay... that the entire highway revolves around their, retarded, slow as paint drying fucking hybrid civic.

Every trip I make on the I-5, I make sure I leave either a melted smoothie, or sticky fruit beverage in my cup holder for either A) place to ash B) new way to test if someone's windshield wipers work well if they decide to crap up the left lane. Is that normal?
 
Benassi said:
There was even a thread where the OP was the guy in the left lane who doesn't pass and gets tailgated. It's not that it's normal... it's just that certain people behind the wheel are just so self righteously fucking gay... that the entire highway revolves around their, faggy, slow homosexual fucking hybrid civic.

Every trip I make on the I-5, I make sure I leave either a melted smoothie, or sticky fruit beverage in my cup holder for either A) place to ash B) new way to test if someone's windshield wipers work well if they decide to gay up the left lane. Is that normal?
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normal other than the bigotry... lol ... hey, i drive a hybrid.
 
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