how to be a "normal person"

I like to stick my fingers in my gurl's ass and pussy like u would a bowling ball and control her like a meat puppet while she gives me oral sex from the side





I also do not like putting a question mark at the end of a sentence thats a question im typing or texting. Seems like the question mark may be too harsh or somthing

Like:

"where is my tool box?"



As opposed to a much kinder:

"where is my tool box."
 
I like to stick my fingers in my gurl's ass and pussy like u would a bowling ball and control her like a meat puppet while she gives me oral sex from the side

i do just about the same except for instead of fingers its both of my fists.
 
I have to do things in even numbers...like 4 or 6 ice cubes in my drink...if there is 5 cubes in the icetray...I'll throw the 5th one away...2 or 4 pillows on my bed, never 1 or 3...lol
I only have the one wife though...she doesn't seem to understand my need for 2 or 4 wifes...we're still working on that
 
I have this uncanny habit of counting random things such as steps while walking, or swings of a hammer.... is that 'normal'? :D

O.k so I only just opened this thread for the first time today, and this post right here got me man.

I know EXACTLY how many stairs there are in every establishment that I frequent (home, work, uni etc) I never really thought about it much, but i can seriously walk around the house with my eye's closed, including going up and down the stairs.

No shit! That's incredible!

I don't throw out old underwear either, I love being at home in my holey, old underwear! And I get really upset if my wife decides that I don't need them anymore, even though I know that they are fucked and generally unusable..........
 
...I suggested her sisters...you know, to keep it in the family...but that didn't go over to well...I'll keep you posted if I figure something out...lol

+rep for this.... I've been on my wife's ass for a threesome with one of the sisters too :D
 
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