Do you even Haiku breh?

Bob Zmuda said:

I feel like people have stopped giving a shit about haikus. And that's some bullshit. Cause Haikus are the classy as fuck. I literally cannot count how much Stinkfish I've gotten from reading bitches my Haikus.

Here's one I just made up:

Anal intruders
Ramming; Sex with computers
Honey sperm
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K, now you go.

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.Pinworm. said:

my penis is tiny.
i ejaculate early.
but my plants are nice...

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srh88 said:

couches and crack rocks
i live in my moms basement
i am @Finshaggy ​

- an original poem by:
SRH88​

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cannabineer said:

Aw man no, srh, it's 5. I can't count

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curious2garden said:

LOL with or without reading liquor?

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srh88 said:

couches and crack rocks
i live in my moms basement
i am @Finshaggy ​

- an original poem by:
SRH88​

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Bob Zmuda said:

Pfffft! I almost spit my reading liquor across the room.

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.Pinworm. said:

my penis is tiny.
i ejaculate early.
but my plants are nice...

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srh88 said:

i put a lot of effort into it.. im thinking about going on a nation wide beat poet tour

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cannabineer said:

How about Limeraiku™?

Nantucket old man
Purchases pig, makes advance.
Pig gives love advice.

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Bob Zmuda said:

no, no, no.

I'm gonna be your manager and I'm getting you on the Def poetry slam on BET. You're gonna be a star!

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