Do you even Haiku breh?

[Bob Zmuda]

I feel like people have stopped giving a shit about haikus. And that's some bullshit. Cause Haikus are the classy as fuck. I literally cannot count how much Stinkfish I've gotten from reading bitches my Haikus.

Here's one I just made up:

Anal intruders
Ramming; Sex with computers
Honey sperm
​

K, now you go.

 

[cannabineer]

In the S S P
Reside lovers of seven.
Check Basho Is Bored.

 

[neosapien]

I think they have to be in Japanese or they're just like fake knockoffs. Probably made in China.

 

[curious2garden]

I feel like people have stopped giving a shit about haikus. And that's some bullshit. Cause Haikus are the classy as fuck. I literally cannot count how much Stinkfish I've gotten from reading bitches my Haikus.

Here's one I just made up:

Anal intruders
Ramming; Sex with computers
Honey sperm
​

K, now you go.

LOL with or without reading liquor?

 

[.Pinworm.]

my penis is tiny.
i ejaculate early.
but my plants are nice...

 

[srh88]

couches and crack rocks
i live in my moms basement
i am @Finshaggy ​

- an original poem by:
SRH88​

​

 

[cannabineer]

my penis is tiny.
i ejaculate early.
but my plants are nice...

Gotta dock you 10 quatloos ... first line is a 6

couches and crack rocks
i live in my moms basement
i am @Finshaggy ​

- an original poem by:
SRH88​

​

You too!

 

[cannabineer]

Aw man no, srh, it's 5. I can't count

 

[srh88]

Aw man no, srh, it's 5. I can't count

i knew i was right.. i counted it like 15 times lol

 

[Bob Zmuda]

LOL with or without reading liquor?

HA! You think I even attempt to read shit without liquor?

NEVER!!!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

couches and crack rocks
i live in my moms basement
i am @Finshaggy ​

- an original poem by:
SRH88​

​

Pfffft! I almost spit my reading liquor across the room.

 

[srh88]

Pfffft! I almost spit my reading liquor across the room.

i put a lot of effort into it.. im thinking about going on a nation wide beat poet tour

 

[srh88]

my penis is tiny.
i ejaculate early.
but my plants are nice...

pin was a cool guy
until he came in my eye
now i'm fucking blind..

 

[cannabineer]

How about Limeraiku™?

Nantucket old man
Purchases pig, makes advance.
Pig gives love advice.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

i put a lot of effort into it.. im thinking about going on a nation wide beat poet tour

no, no, no.

I'm gonna be your manager and I'm getting you on the Def poetry slam on BET. You're gonna be a star!

 

[Bob Zmuda]

How about Limeraiku™?

Nantucket old man
Purchases pig, makes advance.
Pig gives love advice.

You have just raised the bar good sir.

 

[srh88]

no, no, no.

I'm gonna be your manager and I'm getting you on the Def poetry slam on BET. You're gonna be a star!

im ready!

 

[eye exaggerate]

If I've told you once
Then I've told you at leaaaaaaast once
So I guess that's twice

 

[eye exaggerate]

dyslexic man says
do you even haiku brew?
I am what I drink

 

[bu$hleaguer]

5 star thread this is
5 fingers on my dick skin
Snoring girlfriend, Seed.