My Fingers... They WON'T WORK!

[......]

For me the hardest time to roll is when im piss drunk lol.I usually end up getting it rolled then lose the dutch so I gotta spend the next hour looking for it.I did that a lot.

 

[ganjames]

Ohh and another thing, do you drink enough water?

When I get around ten to twelve 9oz bottles in me a day, my flare ups aren't as bad. Eating healthy and avoiding processed sugars is probably the best thing you can do to reduce join inflammation.

 

[Sr. Verde]

For me the hardest time to roll is when im piss drunk lol.I usually end up getting it rolled then lose the dutch so I gotta spend the next hour looking for it.I did that a lot.

"where the fuck did that dutch go???? NO WE didn't smoke it that was the white owl....... I JUST rolled that fucking dutch where is it.... *15 minutes later* WHERE IS IT? GUYS? [*from behind* dude... it's in your ear].... FUCK!"




Now my hands are frozen, i just went for a 5:30 bike ride and should have brought gloves and more than 2 layers...

I'm heating my hands up with my volcano vaporizer

 

[CEEJR]

Was challenged to roll one handed, made it work by fold rolling it against my pants

I have a friend who lost a hand to an industrial accident. He can roll a perfect joint using that same technique.

 

[......]

"where the fuck did that dutch go???? NO WE didn't smoke it that was the white owl....... I JUST rolled that fucking dutch where is it.... *15 minutes later* WHERE IS IT? GUYS? [*from behind* dude... it's in your ear].... FUCK!"




Now my hands are frozen, i just went for a 5:30 bike ride and should have brought gloves and more than 2 layers...

I'm heating my hands up with my volcano vaporizer

lmfao I lose dutches in my ear when im sober.

I never tried to roll on acid but I did on shrooms.....That was pretty crazy,I kept thinking I was dropping weed everywhere.
Last time I tripped on acid I remember my friend couldn't roll at all,kept laughing and drooling all over himself lol.

And the motorcycle or a peddle bike?Either way I know you were freezing lol.We still haven't had snow up here though,not counting that freak october snow storm.

 

[ML75]

I rolled a joint while driving. thats when I was young and dumb though. I pay attention while driving now.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Rolling while driving is easy. Anybody else keep a Frisbee in reach for that exact reason? I would agree tho that anytime you're tripping is probably the hardest time to roll a joint.

 

[cannabineer]

I know! I know! I'll move in with you and then eat lots of beans. When the time is right, I'll sit on your hands and let nature take its course. We'll just call it a localized dutch oven.

Dibs on the video rights! cn

 

[Total Head]

Rolling while driving is easy. Anybody else keep a Frisbee in reach for that exact reason? I would agree tho that anytime you're tripping is probably the hardest time to roll a joint.

we always just used the car registration. i don't really roll in my car but to this day everytime i reach for my registration i check it for weed crumbs. one time a buddy got pulled over and when the cop gave back the registration we noticed there were a bunch of weed crumbs under the plastic. good times.

 

[Urca]

kuroi you would have been so proud of me, i've been rolling good joints, even have my own little method, thanks for the advice

 

[hellohappinesss]

Rolling while driving is easy. Anybody else keep a Frisbee in reach for that exact reason? I would agree tho that anytime you're tripping is probably the hardest time to roll a joint.

I've always got a large vinyl record case under the seat, but a frisbee is a great idea since you have the ridges, it can't fall or slide

 

[Sr. Verde]

lmfao I lose dutches in my ear when im sober.

I never tried to roll on acid but I did on shrooms.....That was pretty crazy,I kept thinking I was dropping weed everywhere.
Last time I tripped on acid I remember my friend couldn't roll at all,kept laughing and drooling all over himself lol.

And the motorcycle or a peddle bike?Either way I know you were freezing lol.We still haven't had snow up here though,not counting that freak october snow storm.

i pedal my bike when i peddle if you feel

i usually wear gloves and a jacket on a motorcycle

 

[bamfrivet]

you could always get a cigarette roller for like $5-$10 from any smoke shop. Joints are fast and easy, you don't even have to have hands to roll one with one of those lol.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

ACK!

CHEATING! BLASPHEMY!

Unless you're disabled.

 

[Carne Seca]

Dibs on the video rights! cn

ewwwwww!! Polar Bears are perverts.

 

[Tenner]

One of the first times I was on LSD I decided to roll a joint..... My buddies agreed.... We happened to be in the bathroom, chilling, tripping on the tiles and walls (large bathroom on LSD duh)....

Anyway, I could hardly hold a grinder.... Nevermind a grinder, papers, and a guitar pick to scoop the weed out with.... like fuck man, at the time it was like one person solving the worlds energy crisis.. crazy hard.. .... With God like focus and God like ADD distracting me at the same time


I found myself chilling in the dry bathtub, with the curtain open, chilling with people... with a grinder on my lap and papers in my hand with 1000% of my attention on my fingers....

Still the most difficult joint I ever rolled I think.. Besides my first.... It came out PRIMO though!



Now on L my joint rolling isn't difficult, it just takes a little longer.

Let me roll the next one K!

Your a funny guy Verde

The hardest joints for me are always on large doses of mdma lol One time after bombing 100mg`s and taking up an offer to snort a 300mg line before I came up, I was LOST IN THE LOVE!

After many hours of dancing and hugging at the house party, we were all sat on the carpet and I was trying to roll this joint. I just about rolled it, spilt it all on the carpet. Picked up, retry, spilled it all again. Picked it all up, put it in the rizla and got the other person to roll it for me to avoid the embarassment I`m the best roller in the team too

The sweaty hands are a biiig problem

 

[Sk306]

In the unlocked football locker room at break one time at school in grade 11, had to do it fast as i could and we had no grinder or scissors... fail, still smoked during break tho.

 

[Sr. Verde]

I couldn't rail that much Molly and stand up.... Never mind rolling a joint

 

[Tenner]

I couldn't rail that much Molly and stand up.... Never mind rolling a joint

You can if you want to! Just need a few people to hug and some sick music to keep you GOING

 

[smokinheavy79]

Okies, we've had many a thread on joint rolling techniques or people asking for help.

I have chronic joint pain (yes, a pun) and it's really cold over here; My hands need warming up before I can roll XP And I consider myself pretty good at making pretty spliffs.

Tell me about times you've had real issues or an odd place to roll :3 Were you... in the rain? In the back of a speeding car? Upside down? Trying to roll walking down the street? In the dark?

I rolled a BEAUTIFUL titan modelo in a frisbee rollin down the highway one time...