the grossest thing u ever done while high

weedfeen

weedfeen

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i got so fucking ripped one time i was fucking horney as hell my g friend was like alseep and lives 30 miles away from me. it was 2:30 am and i was like " IM FUCKIN HORNEY WHAT SHOULD I FUCK" and i looked at my dog... my brain was like yeah man go fuck it. and me thinking was like wtf is wrong with r u fucking retarded". thank god i dident even try i dunno how my dick would have fit in that thing. on top of it all. i woke up the next morning i was like, "dude wtf were u thinking ur a sick wannabe dog fucking faggot". thank god that shit dident happen or else id feel shame for the rest of my life.

:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: rofl that like tops them all.
 
Sabud

Sabud

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he didnt pick a sock for this reason, he was weighing his disicions


" wank off a load in a sock ...... put it in my dogs ass ( or puss, u didnt say if it was a guy or girl) .... wank off a load in a sock ..... put it in my dogs ass....... Well if i did it in the sock id eventually have to clean the sock out. Dogs ass it is come here Scruffy!!! "
 
moxtox

moxtox

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W/E dude, dont try to pass this off as marijuanas fault, youre fucking weird....especially if your dogs a male lol
 
Sabud

Sabud

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lol its overall werid weather it was a guy dog or a girl dog
Beastiality is fucken wrong

Why would u get a girl dog pregnant and go threw the paint of living lives as half dog half dog fucker human or if it was guy dont give ur male dog human aids i mean come on
 
Beaner

Beaner

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lol i knew it! thats why i don't go past taylors falls anymore, yall are a bunch of dog fuckers over there in wiscony, gotta put tacks in your butthole just to maintain your anal virginity out there, but hey at least you can buy philips vodka at the grocery store on a sunday there. in minnesota all we can get is 3.2 percent alcohal or less.
 
Sabud

Sabud

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i was aobut to type well id rather watch my cornhole than get liquor, when iw as pushing my guitar amp up and down and it drop the edge of it right on my big toe omg the fucken pain
 
Arrid

Arrid

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And i thought takin a dump in the woods was sick..
Ever heard of a thing called a GIRLFRIEND!

;)
 
ozstone

ozstone

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weedfeen said:
i got so fucking ripped one time i was fucking horney as hell my g friend was like alseep and lives 30 miles away from me. it was 2:30 am and i was like " IM FUCKIN HORNEY WHAT SHOULD I FUCK" and i looked at my dog... my brain was like yeah man go fuck it. and me thinking was like wtf is wrong with r u fucking retarded". thank god i dident even try i dunno how my dick would have fit in that thing. on top of it all. i woke up the next morning i was like, "dude wtf were u thinking ur a sick wannabe dog fucking faggot". thank god that shit dident happen or else id feel shame for the rest of my life.

:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: rofl that like tops them all.
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Just imagine if you had woken up with no pants on and the dog cuddled up next to ya.
Gives new meaning to Doggy Style dude, you should stop taking one of your drugs, why dont ya just rub some dog shit on ya hands and whack off that should cure it.:hump:
 
Sir Smoke-A-Lotta Pot

Sir Smoke-A-Lotta Pot

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OMFG SABUD thats some funny shit......But I wuz Hashed outta this world and fucked a chick in a corn field.....needless to say, when I was done, I rolled off of her and a corn stalk fucking violated me. Fucking gross and OUCH! ! ! !!! ! !
 
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