If you're in the service industry.

Burning said:

They actually have gauges for how much of a pedo you are? Crazy.
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Inventor of the pedometer.

jethead said:

Try working in a place where you do 30,000 with the restuarant and 2 catering events and then you'll now where I come from. Some of the servers ( the ones who hustle and are not assholes) make 400-500$ a night.

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this^^^^^^^^
my stripper/bartender friend made 520 the other night.I couldn't believe it at first.

I think 500 is on the low end for a decent stripper if Im not mistaken. If there was a male strip club anywhere near me, I would get a job there tomorrow.

cocobuds said:

I think 500 is on the low end for a decent stripper if Im not mistaken. If there was a male strip club anywhere near me, I would get a job there tomorrow.

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Im sure she could bring in 2k if she sucked a couple dicks a night.
I dont think I could deal with being a male stripper lol,I can already picture old ladies coming in on some zohan type shit.

Im glad shes keeping some dignity about herself. Not sure on the zohan reference, but I love getting sexually assaulted by women.

yea shes about her money but I would never wife this bitch lol.

And im talking about the movie dont mess with the zohan.
Its the movie when adam sandler was a hair dresser that would also fuck his customers lol.

cocobuds said:

Im glad shes keeping some dignity about herself. Not sure on the zohan reference, but I love getting sexually assaulted by women.

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I think he was talking about the movie with Adam Sandler.

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Im sure she could bring in 2k if she sucked a couple dicks a night.
I dont think I could deal with being a male stripper lol,I can already picture old ladies coming in on some zohan type shit.

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I'd smash old broads on the reg for 3 quarters of a mil annually. Plus, I'm sure some of them would hook me up with their great-granddaughters.

My favorite ever. I work for a brewery. We brew around 20 different beers at any given time. I was bartending this one afternoon. This guy comes up to me and asks me if he could taste a few beers. Np "you can taste as many as you like" he says to me " let me try that IPA. I hear they make good beer." The guy just tolerant me that a style of beer makes good beer. Haha. Sorry some people are just dumb.

Burning said:

I'd smash old broads on the reg for 3 quarters of a mil annually. Plus, I'm sure some of them would hook me up with their great-granddaughters.

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I think you mean their great-great granddaughters.

thegrouch34 said:

My favorite ever. I work for a brewery. We brew around 20 different beers at any given time. I was bartending this one afternoon. This guy comes up to me and asks me if he could taste a few beers. Np "you can taste as many as you like" he says to me " let me try that IPA. I hear they make good beer." The guy just tolerant me that a style of beer makes good beer. Haha. Sorry some people are just dumb.

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Yea thats not so dumb, though. Dude just doesnt know about beer. We have huge selection of beer in a small town. Most people ask "what tastes most like bud light?". We have things on draft like Tilburg dutch brown, anchorsteam, thomas creek, white thai, kwak.
Check out this exchange from last night:
Customer: "bout how big is the pizza"
Me: "Theyre all about 10 inches. Its like a medium sized pizza"
Customer: "How many slices is that?"
Me: "Well they usually cut it into 8 slices"
Customer: "Im not that hungry, maybe they can cut it into 6"

That my friends is dumb.

6" pizza isn't a dumb request. 6 slices is, however.

Oh yea. Its obvious the size of the pizza wont change no matter how many slices you cut. Honest mistake i guess, but he never understood. We just cut the same 10 inch pizza into 6 slices and he was a happy redneck.

You kept him happy without making a crack. A lot of people wouldn't be able to resist. Good for you. It is pretty funny though.

I probably would have cut it into 8 slices then ate 2. Hey, free pizza.

haha thanks man. believe it or not, im the best. I could sell a popsicle to an eskimo and keep him happy when it melts.

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I probably would have cut it into 8 slices then ate 2. Hey, free pizza.

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Now we're talkin'... haha that woulda been classic.

I hate gamestop employees to.There usually so serious about there job that you cant resist fucking with them.

The chic-fil-a at the mall in my town is so funny with their rehearsed lines. Like if Im the only one in line and its just me and you in the whole fucking place, dont say "may I help the next person, please".. That would be me you idiot.

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I hate gamestop employees to.There usually so serious about there job that you cant resist fucking with them.

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I asked a guy if a game was any good, and he gives me a 10 minute speech while being so technical about everything that he really didn't say whether the game was good or not. Should be renamed nerdstop.