If you're in the service industry.

cocobuds

cocobuds

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If youre in the service industry, I want to hear some complaints about customers so I can pretend I dont serve the most idiotic people ANYWHERE.

For example:
Dont beg me and remind me about napkins and silverware before you have your food. Trust me. Youll have fucking silverware.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I have a double...Don't make reservations for 45 minutes after we close, don't let the bartender take reservations! This shit happened tonight...are you fucking kidding me? And our FnB Manager let this shit happen? Fuck, if we were a regular restaraunt it wouldn't be a problem, but we're a country club. I had to keep the kitchen open for an extra hour, all that labor cost?! Are you kidding me? Whatever, if they wanna pay 3 people for an extra hour each, and overtime to boot, fuck it! But seriously, don't make reservations 45 minutes after we close, and you'd fucking think our bartender who has been working there for over 6 years would know what time we fucking close!!!
 
cocobuds

cocobuds

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Oh shit dude, that sounds like a dumbass coworker problem.. that could be a whole other thread. how many did you have to cook for?
 
ChubbySoap

ChubbySoap

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roll down your mother fucking windows....sound doesn't make sudden 90 degree turns...i don't care if it's raining/snowing.
...screaming doesn't help either...just talk in your regular voice
...and turn off your fucking diesel engine please


these are the secret reasons you bastards are missing ketchup packets/sauce/napkins/forks and getting broken straws
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Well, in their infinate wisdom, they started taken more orders from the bar once they knew the kitchen was staying open. I think about 20 or so in all, not a lot, but it's the principle of the matter! Whats the point of having a "closing" time if the Bartender and Food and Beverage Manager just take customers anyway? I even think the executive chef OK'd it, and then dipped out real quick...lol...I'm only lead line. I guess I should expect it, since we cater to the rich, but I don't feel like I should be giving away handjobs with the Halibut...They just take advantage of us, and we don't even get any service charge/tips!!
 
ChubbySoap

ChubbySoap

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i swear to god if i ever get my own shop the drive thru is gonna be a speaker on a stick....no menu...nothing....you wanna browse and ask silly questions, fine, go inside...we shall entertain...
drive thru is for peeps in a hurry and that know what the hell they want, okay?
one car.....one god damn order you clowns....
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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If I had my own drive thru, My speaker would be a MegaPhone

HOW YA LIKE ME NOW BITCHES, YOU SAID NO ICE? HOW ABOUT SOME SPIT, MOTHERFUCKER?!?

Edit: Seriously, I never fuck with anyones food, and I don't think anyone should, no matter how pissed you are.
 
ChubbySoap

ChubbySoap

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no...nothing so crude for me......my guests come to give me cash in exchange for artery clogging heart attacks in a bag...

i say again, they pay me to help kill them quicker already
far be it for me to give them anything less than the very best i can produce with my limited products....
 
Daath

Daath

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People are fucking retarded.

It's your problem, not mine!

You explain that shit to 'em 20 fucking times, and they still bitch about it.

Fuckin' morons...
 
J

jethead

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I've been a chef for 15 years. Heard all the complaints from the wait staff coming back into the kitchen to vent. Some customers can be dicks but alot of times I see some of the wait staff standing around talking shit, in the dining no less. Then they complain they didn't make any money. I also notice that the wait staff that do not complain, do not ask for things on the fly and all that shit, make very good money. So stop your complaining and put the silverware on the table and do your job. Customers are your livelyhood, if you don't like them , get the fuck out the business. you just make everyone else around you miserable.
 
cocobuds

cocobuds

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Yea no fucking with food, but I think the majority of the public think we WILL fuck with it. Keeps them bitches in line.
The worst thing Ive ever done to anyones food was while I was delivering pizza. This stupid bitch, over the phone, actually admitted that she "dont tip delivery drivers". I had the lid to her pizza open the entire drive over there. Left the windows open too. It also took me 2 hours to get there. She was supposed to be the first of my 6 stops, but I made her last, AND I stopped to smoke a bowl. The pizza looked like it was 3 days old by the time she got it.
 
Daath

Daath

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jethead said:
I've been a chef for 15 years. Heard all the complaints from the wait staff coming back into the kitchen to vent. Some customers can be dicks but alot of times I see some of the wait staff standing around talking shit, in the dining no less. Then they complain they didn't make any money. I also notice that the wait staff that do not complain, do not ask for things on the fly and all that shit, make very good money. So stop your complaining and put the silverware on the table and do your job. Customers are your livelyhood, if you don't like them , get the fuck out the business. you just make everyone else around you miserable.
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I ain't no waiter. I fix problems. When the problem's not mine, but yours, fuckin' listen and don't be a bitch. I'm not here to hold your hand. Grow up!

Otherwise, I will bend over backwards for you, and do whatever I can to make sure it doesn't cost you a dime.
 
cocobuds

cocobuds

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Dude, Im the best waiter youve never had. I know you wouldnt know that, but I bust my ass for our little pizza/beer joint. I average around 20/hr BECAUSE I bust my ass. I actually love my job, and am just using RIU as a little outlet to vent. Relax homie, you dont know me.
 
Daath

Daath

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cocobuds said:
Dude, Im the best waiter youve never had. I know you wouldnt know that, but I bust my ass for our little pizza/beer joint. I average around 20/hr BECAUSE I bust my ass. I actually love my job, and am just using RIU as a little outlet to vent. Relax homie, you dont know me.
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I hope you don't think I was directing at you. I'm just venting as well. People are fucking retarded. They all want their dicks sucked and balls shined, all for free while you worship their presence.

Society has bred a generation of "kings" that can't see their true place...
 
cocobuds

cocobuds

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Daath said:
I ain't no waiter. I fix problems. When the problem's not mine, but yours, fuckin' listen and don't be a bitch. I'm not here to hold your hand. Grow up!

Otherwise, I will bend over backwards for you, and do whatever I can to make sure it doesn't cost you a dime.
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Bingo. And If youre a cook (and chefs too), and I got an alteration to make for a customer, dont bitch about it or give me grief, just fucking do it. Fuck, dont even give me a weird look, just say "ok", i aint got time for no jibber jabber
 
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jethead

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Metasynth said:
I have a double...Don't make reservations for 45 minutes after we close, don't let the bartender take reservations! This shit happened tonight...are you fucking kidding me? And our FnB Manager let this shit happen? Fuck, if we were a regular restaraunt it wouldn't be a problem, but we're a country club. I had to keep the kitchen open for an extra hour, all that labor cost?! Are you kidding me? Whatever, if they wanna pay 3 people for an extra hour each, and overtime to boot, fuck it! But seriously, don't make reservations 45 minutes after we close, and you'd fucking think our bartender who has been working there for over 6 years would know what time we fucking close!!!
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I hear that Meta. No respect for the kitchen. I always make sure I have all the reservation times in the kitchen but there is always going to be some fuckups. How about when a server takes an order when the kitchen is closed because they did not make any money. Wonder why? Because thet were fucking off all night.
 
cocobuds

cocobuds

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oh no not at all dude. i was actually talking to the 15 year old chef who told me to "stop my complaining and do my job"
 
Burning

Burning

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The only issue I have with waitsluts is every time I get after the restaurants hottest wings, they're always absurdly slow about refilling my Sprite while I'm sweating bullets.
 
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jethead

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cocobuds said:
Bingo. And If youre a cook (and chefs too), and I got an alteration to make for a customer, dont bitch about it or give me grief, just fucking do it. Fuck, dont even give me a weird look, just say "ok", i aint got time for no jibber jabber
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Never do. If my guys give any of the staff trouble, they are gone.
 
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jethead

Active Member
Daath said:
I ain't no waiter. I fix problems. When the problem's not mine, but yours, fuckin' listen and don't be a bitch. I'm not here to hold your hand. Grow up!

Otherwise, I will bend over backwards for you, and do whatever I can to make sure it doesn't cost you a dime.
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Grow up? Hold my hand? I don't think so. What is your title, Matre'd? Lol.
 
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