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I bet he did it ahah.
And wont be out for a loooooong long time.

You're an idiot, there is no way it will go by undetected. You will definitely get more time when they find out.

flashgee said:

i got nicked growing pot,i will be going to prison in about 3months time. as a stand for my views on cannabis i plan on taking seeds with me to try and grow while in there.the things i need help with is what kinda every day things i can use (food based or available inside prison) for NPK i know i can water down my piss for N but what other things can i use ?

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Prison?, what did they find and how?
[UK]

terrorizer805 said:

You're an idiot, there is no way it will go by undetected. You will definitely get more time when they find out.

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No, he is not an idiot, he does what he wants not to be judged or dictated to by you, have a bit of common decency he is going to jail.

Like you have ever done it to qualify your claims anyway.

Otacon said:

All you haters just go away, this guy is fucking brilliant It doesn't matter whether he'll be able to actually get the plants to full maturity or harvest them, the sole act of planting marijuana in a fucking prison means that this guy has a ball-sack comparable to Chuck Norris' It's one hell of a great way to tell everyone "Fuck the police!", just like that brilliant scene in Pineapple Express

Fuck, I'm high.

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More of this please.

*FUCK THE PIGS*

tinyTURTLE said:

if you eat the seeds without chewing, you will crap dried, cured weed.

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hahaahahahahahahahaha

couchlock907 said:

introduction to contraband will put you in the hole between6 to 12 months you'll figure it out then! good luck and lube up!

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Lets hope you never end up inside, sounds like your ready to go.

I am not gonna go through 50 pages but if you are not in full support of this guy you need to sort out your fucking MASSIVE attitude problem.

Askeezy said:

I bet he did it ahah.
And wont be out for a loooooong long time.

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I bet he did it, got caught and didn't get shit for it.

jnuggs said:

http://www.dosenation.com/?n=10&ct=10

Does anyone read dose nation? I know that's London..but that's 3 1/2 hours away. What if that's this guy!

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Could be that guy, check this out. The prison that story is about is a Category C Men's Prison... and he said he was going to a Cat C prison

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Verne_(HM_Prison)

ETA: I just wanted to include the link to the actual story because it's been archived and I had to do some hunting to find it http://www.dosenation.com/listing.php?id=6908

Got it:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11609254

Straight up G said:

Got it:
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11609254

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Yeah, this one's a little different. It says:

"Jalloh is serving eight years for supplying drugs."

Since he was caught growing, they may have charged him with intent to distribute. The only thing is that it says he, himself, is from Brent, North London. But his profile here says he's from Manchester. Though, I supposed he could've put whatever on his profile to misdirect anyone.

ETA: Although, there is this story too. Which says he was convicted of selling class a drugs. Marijuana is apparently a class b drug in the UK.

chefjdogg said:

orange peels, apples, bologna sandwiches, warm milk, cookies, cheetos, top ramen. Where are you growing it at jail anyway? soil? lights? thats a lot of stuff to take in up your anus?

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This is as dumb as the original one!

Somewhere in this thread the guy in questions says he is xx age (i think its 28 or something) and on the news report it says the guy is older. Now im not saying that's definite proof but presuming the guy didnt lie about his age its not him. But it wouldn't surprise me, the guy in prison was growing weed outside in winter.......

what kind of prison guards do they have in the UK that they don't even know how a mj plant looks like even my grandma knows what they are. its one of the most recognizable plant in the world. got to give him props do he as balls no wait watermelons.

wow this thread could become legend status haha.

I'm all for the idea.

Fucking hilarious!

Mr.Luso said:

got to give him props do he as balls no wait watermelons.

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Wait... what?!

EDIT: Oh, "Got to give him props though, he has balls... No, wait, watermelons."

flashgee said:

it would really mess some heads up...lol
tell them is weed or herbal high, give them
a bong and the next they know there tripping
to fuck in the last place you would want to.hee,hee

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...let's see, you get busted for growing...and now you want to grow in jail? ...damn, growing is some addictive shit man! Don't do it dude...if your country will send you to prison for growing as a free man, I'd imagine what they'd do if they caught you in there....wow....wait til' you get out bro....with balls like that you need to be gorilla farm'n!

...if you do it dude, I wish you luck.