growing weed in prison new help

man this has been some funny shit too read id love for a photo if he did try too grow some thing or at least some news eany one got eany info

Straight up G said:

I am not gonna go through 50 pages but if you are not in full support of this guy you need to sort out your fucking MASSIVE attitude problem.

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I couldn't have said it better myself.....

On the side note, I worked in prisons for 12 years. Bad ones.

And I still think this is completely hilarious. If he even gets a little seedling to pop.....moral victory!

for anyone who doesn't believe this possible..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2759159/Jail-let-prisoner-grow-dope-in-his-cell.html

Guy grew a plant for 5 months in a cell, convinced guards it was a tomato plant, and even decorated his festivity with it...

How did this happen!?....?! lol...?

go for it man its quite out there but if it works it will be something

how long are you in for? is it prison or jail? props though id be thinking about the same thing in your situation lol, its a fellonuy to bring illegal substances into dettention centers though so just be weary that u will add to your time if you get caught

I thought I had heard it all crazy shit good luck man!

bluntiot said:

how long are you in for? is it prison or jail? props though id be thinking about the same thing in your situation lol, its a fellonuy to bring illegal substances into dettention centers though so just be weary that u will add to your time if you get caught

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Technically he didn't bring in an illegal substance, it came from the ground..or would.

Seeds aren't an illegal substance.

You get to go to work? Obvious answer is somewhere other than the jail itself.

The OP is bullshittin' he's not really gonna do this

Straight up G said:

No, he is not an idiot, he does what he wants not to be judged or dictated to by you, have a bit of common decency he is going to jail.

Like you have ever done it to qualify your claims anyway.

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Yes he is an idiot and I "have" been to jail and there is no way this will work. Trust me he will get cought.

this man has seriously done way to many drugs in his life to believe that it would even be slightly possible to grow in or anywhere near a prison.

did you guys not see the post like 2 pages back

where a guy did grow a big ass plant in prison... and told the guards it was a tomato tree..

You will be more likely to suck every dick in the joint over ever smoking a joint from weed you grew in the pen!!!!With that kind of caviler attitude its no wonder your going to the poky.

I recon its getting ripped and smoked for the first set of leaves in the nick

cant believe this thread is still goin lol

trichopath said:

this is so true! a friend of mine scoffed 4 seeds once and shat out a pound of finely manicured bud

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Almost believed that for a second.. haha

And good luck with that. Id wait and see which guards you could befriend first and then ask for their help protecting it, otherwise your probably shit out of luck. Too many people know the look and smell of weed that you couldn't get away with it. And wouldn't you just get more time in prison if they caught you trying to grow it?

flashgee said:

its not like i want to grow weed to smoke....there are losts of drugs available
inside its just the thought that i got locked up for growing weed to"stop me"
then i grem a few seeds and plant them inside the jail.i guess the m finding
it is all part of it so then they know its been done....will piss them off

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How did you get caught and how much time did you get?

you''ll never grow in jail best way u get weed in there if someone brings it in . shit id love to see someone finish a grow in there

Still, it would be funny as shit to see a weed plant growing right there with the tomato's and cucumbers in the middle of a fucking prison.