growing weed in prison new help

i got nicked growing pot,i will be going to prison in about 3months time. as a stand for my views on cannabis i plan on taking seeds with me to try and grow while in there.the things i need help with is what kinda every day things i can use (food based or available inside prison) for NPK i know i can water down my piss for N but what other things can i use ?

is this thread serious? I think Ive heard it all now. there is No way to grow in prison

crazy mother fuck

if you eat the seeds without chewing, you will crap dried, cured weed.

orange peels, apples, bologna sandwiches, warm milk, cookies, cheetos, top ramen. Where are you growing it at jail anyway? soil? lights? thats a lot of stuff to take in up your anus?

tinyTURTLE said:

if you eat the seeds without chewing, you will crap dried, cured weed.

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also make sure to ingest the proper amounts of NPK, otherwise it might be underdeveloped.

chefjdogg said:

orange peels, apples, bologna sandwiches, warm milk, cookies, cheetos, top ramen. Where are you growing it at jail anyway? soil? lights? thats a lot of stuff to take in up your anus?

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Hahahaha yeh good luck with that man

https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/123808-my-first-ever-grow-closet-5.html

in the jail i will be going to it will be a cat c uk jail
there are lots of open areas with flower beds,borders.
so i plan on putting one in with the flowers outside with sun light

lmfao you,v no chance! i,v got to give it to you tho. MASSIVE BALLS! goodluck

it will get jacked

its not like i will be growing in my cell or jail yard,the flower beds are in a part of the jail near the visting centre
so it looks nice for when family and prison big wigs come to vist/look round.and you get to walk past this area
when going from your cell to work

so wat would u do when u have to harvest?

tinyTURTLE said:

if you eat the seeds without chewing, you will crap dried, cured weed.

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this is so true! a friend of mine scoffed 4 seeds once and shat out a pound of finely manicured bud

become the jail gardner and plant hundreds of them. give em hell!!!

if not weed then i think a salvia plant would be alot easyer to hide
most poeple would not know it was something to get you fucked.

u could do that and sell it as weed and tell them its mixed with coke lol

with my expirence, if you're just honest and say "hey, I am a marijuana cultivator and I really love my bud. Ill share some of the final product with you if you co-operate with me." trust me the guards and other authority members will comply

There's no way... If you can pull this off..... I believe you could fly if you put your mind to it.

good luck.... yes good luck muhahahahahahah

it would really mess some heads up...lol
tell them is weed or herbal high, give them
a bong and the next they know there tripping
to fuck in the last place you would want to.hee,hee