growing weed in prison new help

Sounds like a good way to add ten years to your jail time.

flashgee said:

i got nicked growing pot,i will be going to prison in about 3months time. as a stand for my views on cannabis i plan on taking seeds with me to try and grow while in there.the things i need help with is what kinda every day things i can use (food based or available inside prison) for NPK i know i can water down my piss for N but what other things can i use ?

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how mch did u get nicked wit m8 must av been over 30 plants to end up in jail or u gt a bad criminal record already gutted 4 ya m8 how long u gt

xtensity said:

Technically he didn't bring in an illegal substance, it came from the ground..or would.

Seeds aren't an illegal substance.

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Since when were seeds not illegal? Wow...it's getting deep in here.

good luck with your non sence it will never work but if it does some how you will probably get jumped or ratted on by someone its a stupid idea just wait till you get out unless if you feel like you want to spend some extra quailty time with your fellow ass ramming neighbors you will most likely encounter in there JUST WAIT dont be stupid well...... i guess its to late for that but at the least you can start thinking like a smart person and forgeta bout it

hope you guys realize this was posted last year and buddy probably in jail lol

Aren't U.K. prisons like vacation homes anyways? Lunch buffets, 3 day leaves, lap tops, music rooms, saunas and shit? And don't you get paid to be there on top of it? LOL.

erm not quite m8 lol i fuckin wish id be out there doing a bank job now, sounds like adream

Why would you turn a short bit into a long one? You've obviously never been down. Your gonna' do ten fuckin' years on a two or three year bit. THEY"LL GIVE YOU A NEW CASE! YOU"LL GET CAUGHT!

Worry less about gettin burnt, and more about coming home to your family. IMO. There comes a time to stop fighting, and just do as your told. Being in the pokey is one of those times.

Common sense isn't so common

pucker said:

Common sense isn't so common

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hes not going to a fucking gang haven, cat c uk prison is not all that bad really you would not get another month added to his sentence for having a weed plant in prison and there is no way they could pin it to him anyway he just has to get away with planting it

i have seen it all now, i been lurking for years but had to comment on this

Good luck but don't think it will happen.

use food to bread fruit skins vegies toss where you plan plant work in the dirt water wait thean plant then all you have to do is worrie about watering and maybe flowering

Haha this thread made me laugh

wow old thread still alive

dpjones said:

wow old thread still alive

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He's prob already harvested the buds and is high as hell in his cell....

are you stupid ?": do your time and behave yourself.

fthood22 said:

are you stupid ?": do your time and behave yourself.

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dude not smart ,thinking of shit like this means your headed to be a liffffffffer

And i thought i was hardcore till i read this thread.

Sounds like something ignorant i would try but in the states.....

aint no way in hell got your ass on lockdown guess in the uk less strict but here they be mad doggin ya every move you`d make and i highly doubt you gonna just hide that shit in between your toes.

Laughed my ass of though readin this one..

all for the love of da herb

lol cat C prison in the u.k is nothing like the prison you americans no, he wants to grow the weed for a laugh nothing else, cause he could buy as much weed or any other drug he wants in a cat C u.k prison.