cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Seasoned priest takes a newly ordained one golfing.
Young priest misses a stroke and yells DAMMIT missed!
The old priest scowls but says nothing.
Minutes later, the young one misses another stroke DAMMIT missed!
The old priest takes the young one by the shoulders and says "Young man, I must warn you: carry on like that and a bolt will come from the blue and strike you down."
It's several more holes before the young one makes a mistake and blurts DAMMIT missed!
A bolt comes from the blue and kills the senior priest.
And the young one listens in wonderment to a voice from the heavens DAMMIT missed!
(Heard from mama about 50 years ago; translated from Austrian)
A priest sees the beautiful weather and wants to golf. But it's Sunday, so he lies about being sick and drives many miles to a course where he won't be recognized.
St. Peter: "Boss are you gonna allow this to go unpunished?"
"Watch this, son."
Priest lines up to tee off the #1 hole, par 5, 430 yards ... and scores a hole-in-one.
"Uh, boss, how is that a punishment?"
"Consider, Peter.
To whom can he brag?"
Young priest misses a stroke and yells DAMMIT missed!
The old priest scowls but says nothing.
Minutes later, the young one misses another stroke DAMMIT missed!
The old priest takes the young one by the shoulders and says "Young man, I must warn you: carry on like that and a bolt will come from the blue and strike you down."
It's several more holes before the young one makes a mistake and blurts DAMMIT missed!
A bolt comes from the blue and kills the senior priest.
And the young one listens in wonderment to a voice from the heavens DAMMIT missed!
(Heard from mama about 50 years ago; translated from Austrian)
A priest sees the beautiful weather and wants to golf. But it's Sunday, so he lies about being sick and drives many miles to a course where he won't be recognized.
St. Peter: "Boss are you gonna allow this to go unpunished?"
"Watch this, son."
Priest lines up to tee off the #1 hole, par 5, 430 yards ... and scores a hole-in-one.
"Uh, boss, how is that a punishment?"
"Consider, Peter.
To whom can he brag?"