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All your shitty jokes

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Karah, Mar 6, 2017.

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    Karah

    Karah Well-Known Member

    Had a real shitastic day. Tell me all your shitty, dry ass jokes.
     
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    pabloesqobar

    pabloesqobar Well-Known Member

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    WaxPayne

    WaxPayne Well-Known Member

    Here i sit all broken hearted, had to fart but then i sharted.
     
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    Big_Lou

    Big_Lou Well-Known Member

    "In a prison cell I sit
    with my shirttails in the shit
    and the shadow of my penis against the wall.
    When all my old friends pass
    they throw peanuts at my ass
    and the rats play ping pong with my balls."
     
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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    Who's Russian a prostitute and has a very tiny penis ....

    Il give one hint

    @reddan1981
     
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    Big_Lou

    Big_Lou Well-Known Member

    trum.jpg
     
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    Karah

    Karah Well-Known Member

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    iHearAll

    iHearAll Well-Known Member

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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    So what happen with your day to make it such a shitfuck of a day @Karah ......you've always been nice to me ......need me to X anyone off for you ......like 187 eternal nap type shit?
     
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    Big_Lou

    Big_Lou Well-Known Member

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    Karah

    Karah Well-Known Member

    People. And said people not being held accountable. Persons are just rude.

    I'm a mess :wall:
     
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    Singlemalt

    Singlemalt Well-Known Member

    Advice from an old dude: relax, kick back, have a few drinks and some weed, don't obsess and marshal your inner forces, formulate a plan, and tomorrow waste the mother fuckers
     
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    whitebb2727

    whitebb2727 Well-Known Member

    I always heard it "here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and that happened was I farted."
    My favorite joke.


    Bear and rabbit in the woods. Bear looks at rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

    Rabbit replies "no, why?"

    Bear picks rabbit up and wipes his ass.
     
    Last edited: Mar 6, 2017
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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    Can't imagine the girl in your avatar having a bad day .........did you fart a loudy in public? ......sometimes when I blow a wet loudy or practice propeller man in the park people act rude/disgusted ....just gotta grab your crotch,scream really loud and flip em off ........k?
     
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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    This would probably work as well Karah
     
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    Blue Wizard

    Blue Wizard Well-Known Member

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    Indacouch

    Indacouch Well-Known Member

    That reminds me of an upset stomach for some reason .
     
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    UncleBuck

    UncleBuck Well-Known Member

    a man walks into a comedy scout's office to tell him about his show.

    "well, it starts off with me shitting in my wife's mouth. then she spits the shit into my daughter's mouth while my son refills her mouth with shit. then the dog shits equally into all of our mouths"

    the comedy scout asks him, "what is the name of your show?"

    and the man replies, "the sophisticates!"
     
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    PCXV

    PCXV Well-Known Member

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    thespaceman937

    thespaceman937 Well-Known Member

    Two men walk into a train station and the first man asks for, "two pickets to tittsburg".

    The second man turns to his friend and replies,"that happened to me the other day, I tried to tell my wife I loved her but it came out-YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE!!!".
     

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