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All your shitty jokes

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by Karah, Mar 6, 2017.

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    Blue Wizard

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    lokie

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    When The Body Was First Made, Who Was the Most Important

    One day, all the parts of the body were talking about who was most important.

    THE BRAIN SAID – “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I am the most important therefore I should be boss.”

    THE FEET SAID – “Since I carry him everywhere he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, I am the most important.”

    THE EYES SAID – “Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where the danger lurks, I an the most important body part.”

    THE HANDS SAID – “Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I am the most important.”

    Of course, everyone got into the arguments and the heart, lungs, and ears all say the same thing.

    Finally, the asshole spoke up and pointed that he was the most important even though the others didn’t know it. All the other laughed and laughed to think of an asshole being boss.

    The asshole decided to prove the point and refused to function. Blocked up tight.

    Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet were too weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, and the heart and lungs struggled to keep going.

    All pleaded with the asshole to relent and agreed that the asshole was the most important and so it happened
     
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    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    Diarrhea is hereditary- it runs in your genes
     

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