Jesus christ I can believe this..

[Conoclast]

I can't even wank anymore.. everytime I touch my dick or open some pr0n my parents or my sisters get up and moving in front of my door. It's like there's some alarm on my dick that notifies them everytime it's going to be touched.. I can't take it anymore Heh.. had to get that out of my system.

 

[KickToTheHead]

I can't even wank anymore.. everytime I touch my dick or open some pr0n my parents or my sisters get up and moving in front of my door. It's like there's some alarm on my dick that notifies them everytime it's going to be touched.. I can't take it anymore Heh.. had to get that out of my system.

Dude............................

 

[Stoney McFried]

Do it in the shower, man.Conditioner is a slut.

 

[Hiesman]

Hahahahahhaha you face ass nigga!!!!

 

[Conoclast]

It's hard to do it in the shower.. right now I'm on anti depressants and they fuck with you.. if I have no porn I'm in for a long wank.. like hours..

 

[ElBarto]

My! You don't see that too often. A guy with an internet connection who can't find porn.

Those anti-depressants do fuck with your libido though. I was on Paxil for a year or so. I sympathize.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I take antidepressants too....you can't fantasize?

It's hard to do it in the shower.. right now I'm on anti depressants and they fuck with you.. if I have no porn I'm in for a long wank.. like hours..

 

[Conoclast]

My! You don't see that too often. A guy with an internet connection who can't find porn.

Those anti-depressants do fuck with your libido though. I was on Paxil for a year or so. I sympathize.

Oh I can find porn trust me.. it's the private time that I can't find.

 

[Conoclast]

I take antidepressants too....you can't fantasize?

Fantasy rarely does the trick nowadays

 

[Stoney McFried]

Well, if your family is coming in on you in the shower, dude....you got problems!Why not memorize?Watch a scene from a porno, or read a smut book, and sneak in and shower!

 

[Conoclast]

Nah they only walked on me in the shower once.. was still in my early teens if not younger. But the frenzy is now gone xD they stayed in their damn rooms at last.

 

[Stoney McFried]

That was quick.

Nah they only walked on me in the shower once.. was still in my early teens if not younger. But the frenzy is now gone xD they stayed in their damn rooms at last.

 

[Prophecy]

Conquer your impulse to do ot. Self discipline is a virtue.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Do it.It's natural and healthy.

 

[Conoclast]

Sorry prophecy.. but stoney wants me to do it lol

 

[Stoney McFried]

The world would be a quieter place if folks just jerked off more.

Sorry prophecy.. but stoney wants me to do it lol

 

[Conoclast]

Ye.. and if girls just relax and be intimate without bitching once in a while

 

[Stoney McFried]

Girls are weird.I am one...while you're trying to get it on with a girl, you have no idea the crap that goes on in her head....

Ye.. and if girls just relax and be intimate without bitching once in a while

 

[Conoclast]

Enlighten me.. what goes on in your heads?!

 

[Stoney McFried]

WEll...ok...is my pussy clean enough, are my tits ugly, am I doing it right,why doesn't he kiss any better, why so rough on the boobs, I hope he doesn't try to jab me in the ass,no matter how much you wash them, balls still smell like balls,oh damn, is he gonna cum already...crap, he did...I wasn't even close...or...man, he's really hammering it...I hate that...HAHAHAAH where did he learn to screw....these are just examples.

Enlighten me.. what goes on in your heads?!