If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

HeartlandHank said:

reminds me of that scene at the end of Homegrown (Billy Bob Thornton)

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Never saw it, but I always wanted to do it after seeing Romancing the Stone as a kid. Smelled great.

If every garage or storage shed you drive by you think, GROW ROOM, you might be a pot farmer.

if your christmas tree is one of your mother plants covered in lights you might be a pot farmer

HeartlandHank said:

If you look at a couple buds and say "how the fuck is this worth $60?"

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lmao!!.....

SlaveNoMore said:

I've always used "guerilla" to mean clandestine no matter indoors or out.

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i get it. just not the typical meaning im used to, it works though considering i never really had a word to describe indoor clandestine grows

I your freezer if full of bags of trim and bud, but not bags of vegetables...

If you've ever wondered how you were going to explain something to the IRS....

If you have ever not paid a house bill so you could buy nutes, you might be a pot farmer.

If you're parents tell their friends "his new startup (business) is really taking off"

If you have a plant you call your mom you might be a pot farmer.

Speaking of Christmas trees, if you ever pondered not getting a live Christmas tree for the family, cause you thought it might bring in pests, and Then made a thread about it to determine the fate of the family's Christmas spirit.... Own it.....

If you spend more time in your grow room with your plants, than in the bed room with your girl, you might be a pot farmer with his priorities all fuckered up.

if your wife and her family smoke more weed than anyone else you know.

If you have ever said to a friend, "hey dude sniff my fingers", you might be a friendly pot farmer.

If you know more about potting soil than your local garden supply you might be a pot farmer.

If your camera roll consists of 80% plants,15% family, and 5% Thinbaggy memes and family pics....

If you have "special trash" you might be a pot farmer.

If you separate your trash into at least 4 different groups.

MedicineGrowa said:

If you have "special trash" you might be a pot farmer.

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haha, beat me to it.

If all of you coffee cups came from a seed bank as a gift you might be a pot farmer.