If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

chewberto said:

If you have more fans in your grow room than your entire house...and it pisses your wife off cause she gets the shitty fan that stopped oscilating in the bedroom....

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If every oscillating fan motor in your house is being used but you have a pile of stands, covers and blades...

If you bought a kiddie pool for mixing soil first before your kid got one....

HeartlandHank said:

If every oscillating fan motor in your house is being used but you have a pile of stands, covers and blades...

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And you still need more fans.....

Great thread...

chewberto said:

And you still need more fans.....

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So you sneak a burnt out motor back in the box with some of your extra parts and take it back to Home Depot. "Got a bum fan out of the box... store credit is fine"..

...only a few times..haha.

If u never buy bud but u smoke blunts everyday....or if u throw away roaches....ur probably a pot farmer

If you schedule your vacation according to your harvest time...

if you are logged into riu for more than 4 hours a day....

If you have an arsenal of generic answers to the questions "what are you doing tonight?" and "what do you do for fun?"

If you will shower before entering your grow room, but not before sex with the wife....

If you watch raids on the news to grade or learn from other grows...

If you hate the sound of a helicopter...

if your primary manicuring tool is your absurdly long thumbnail

ClaytonBigsby said:

If you hate the sound of a helicopter...

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you got the one I was going for...hate them dam mechanical buzzards

woken up still buzzed from the night before and grab a bong to top it off, you might be a stoner. when you smoke the 2nd rate weed all day so you can save the best for the end of the day.

If you have ever had a huge fucking sign out the front like this you might be a pot farmer

If you sit around thinking of what to say next on this thread, you could be a pot smokin pot farmer

If you never tell anyone what your doing, you might be a pot farmer

When a dealer friend asks why you never come over anymore, you may be a pot farmer.

If you are actually considering spending the money on a special spectrum lens because you spend so much time under HPS.
http://www.methodseven.com/grow-room-glasses/resistance.html

Then you start wondering if they could make this in a filter for your camera ...