If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

If you have ever woke up in the morning, and found little pieces of pot leaves stuck to the bottom of your socks, you might be a pot farmer.

if your electric useage is 5 or more times that of ur neighbors..... u might be a pot farmer...

If you've ever sat down and got stabbed in the ass by a pair of micro tip scissors, you might be a pot farmer

If you have ever thought to your self, god damn I have a lot of mason jars, you might be a pot farmer.

If you've ever said..."Don't use all my tape, that's my good fucking tape".

HeartlandHank said:

If you've ever said..."Don't use all my tape, that's my good fucking tape".

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ricky hahahaha. love that.

if you ever have a trailer wrapped in tinfoil you might be a pot farmer

If you have ever had a friend say "I can smell that shit as soon as I open the car door" you might be a pot farmer

If you ever mixed up a batch of soil in your house to avoid the godamn neighbors then you might be a pot farmer lol

If you constantly find that everything sticks to your fingers, you might be a pot farmer.

GOD HERE said:

If you constantly find that everything sticks to your fingers, you might be a pot farmer.

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Or a chronic masturbater

If ur best friends nickname u spidermite u might be a wak pot farmer!

If you find yourself walking around outside checking for light leaks, fan noise and smell. CONSTANTLY...You might be a pot farmer. (guerilla growers)

If you own five or more motion sensors......

If you know more about locks and hinges for doors than a locksmith would.....

If you have more fans in your grow room than your entire house...and it pisses your wife off cause she gets the shitty fan that stopped oscilating in the bedroom....

If you are parched, and forget to drink water due to wicked cottonmouth because you are busy watering your plants.....

If the garage no longer houses cars....

If you get your tan by an Hps

If you greet your plants more than your family in one day....

If you can look at a quantity of liquid and guess accuratley how many ML's it is......