If you have ever ___ ____ _______ __ you might be a pot farmer!

if you can go to work in your underwear but still late everyday.......

.... Woken up your woman/the neighbors screamin obscenities in pain from burning your hand on your reflector.....

...Your wife asks you to run her a bubble bath and you do it like this:

If you have ever... been on a job site and a coworker thinks you have a bag o killer in your pocket but it`s really your jeans that wreak because they`re the ones you wore last night while trimming, and you had to spray yourself with cologne every half hour so the customer don`t smell it... you might be a pot farmer. -true story

If you have ever savored the sweet aroma of cow manure in the country air, you might be a pot farmer with some killer plants !

If you ever kept your used thin wooden coffee stir sticks as stakes for seedlings

When Google Chrome sorts your pages for you by frequency and RIU stays in the first position, you could be a pot farmer who needs to talk about your grow to somebody​!

If you have ever helped out a newb with a passion for growing,you might be a pot farmer.

If all your internet pop up adds are for warehouse lighting and aquarium supplies, you might be a pot farmer.

If one of your weekly chores is sweeping up potting soil off the bathroom floor.

If you go to firehouse subs and spend more on the 5 gallon pickle buckets than you do on sandwiches, you might be growing weed.

If you've ever been cleaning out your purse and found a bag of weed you forgot about, you might be a FEMALE pot farmer (true story...LOL)

If you have ever forgotten how old you really are you might be a pot farmer that's been kicking around awhile !!

Foothills said:

If you have ever forgotten how old you really are you might be a pot farmer that's been kicking around awhile !!

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HA!! Or trying desperately to get some of those years back!!

MD914 said:

HA!! Or trying desperately to get some of those years back!!

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Well, maybe that too !!! LOL

if your crawl space can pass the white glove test........