impress me for free glass

i think i sent the other thread in the wrong direction. lets keep it simple.

impress me enough, in any way, and i may send you some glass. could be a pipe pendant or marble. most likely a pendant or marble.
pictures, stories, poems or songs. be creative and lets have some fun with it.


lets see what you got.



ALL irrelevant posts in this thread WILL be deleted.

why dont u see who can take the biggest bong load with video to prove it lol.

Brevity said:

I have nigh of 6,000 posts on this forum in exactly 2 months.

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Hi fdd, this may or may not impress you.

As you are well aware, I have my own seed shop, I have my own server too.

I would be willing to host and help you build a little shop for you to sell your pipes from.

Hey Fdd, this is a cool idea, I'm interested in anything

Here's 3 pictures I drew while pretty much under the influence of Marijuana the whole time, definitely heavily influenced em, that and music;

This first one was because Goodfellas is such an awesome movie



Next one is of my best buddies childhood nightmare, lmao;



And this last one was influenced by The Dope Show and The Beautiful People, songs by Marilyn Manson, this shit took forever...



All of em done in photoshop. I dunno if any of that impresses you, but I spent a lot of time on each of em.





lol if not maybe these are more to your liking? lmao

Aight well heres an idea I came up with this Christmas;

Because I was giving my sister a glass bowl I couldnt present it infront of the rest of my Mothers side of the family (Fathers side smoke, but not Mums). I was feeling bad because it would look like I didnt give my sister a gift, so I was thinking what token gift I could get... token... tokin'... toking! Thats when the light went on for a new shirt!

Many of you would know when you travel to popular desitinations you will often see shirts saying "My friend (boyfriend/girlfriend/wife etc) went to [Insert Place Name Here] and all they bought me was this shirt". They had these same shirts in Amsterdam, but when you think about it a considerable percentage of the Dutch tourism market must be made up of pot smokers, so you could play with the token/toking and have a shirt saying "My friend went to Amsterdam and all they got me was this tokin' shirt" with a joint/weed leaf/verticle 'XXX'/wateva background or symbol.

Nice?

Can we enter more than 1 time? What are the rules?

OK. Here's my entry. Please note that all logos, web addresses, mailing addresses, phone numbers, names, email, etc have been blurred so that their association with me cannot be used against them!!

The ones worth mentioning are:

Pic #1. I do a lot of cigar bands, cigar packaging, cigar logos, etc. You might not know this one. But I bet you are all familiar with at least 2 of the brands I deal with. I'm not naming names, but let's just say they're very popular with the blunt rollers of the pot smoking community

Pic #11. I took a photo of this instead of using my digital files because I love how the foil stamping came out. ^_^

Pic #12. This card was actually designed, by me, for the frontman of an old 80s rock band. Again, not naming names, but some of you may recognize the art. I realize this is a very vague example of my work, but this is my "bragging rights" design. Because I loved this band growing up.

How's this. I was a junkie for over twenty years and have now been free of that monster for over twenty years.

I work five days a week and grow seven days a week. To repent for my previous life I do my best to be honest and straightforward with everyone, try to lend a helping hand as much as possible and do a good deed each and every day. I don't talk the talk anymore, I walk the walk. I do what I say. I live on the up and up and treat everyone with openness and honesty. I don't hand people a baggie and tell them it's a half or a quarter, I weigh it in front of them to show them. I am a firm believer in you can tell me anything, show me.

If you so choose to pick me for the winner, there is someone on here that I would like to donate the winnings, he has cancer.

FireCoral said:

Can we enter more than 1 time? What are the rules?

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you can enter as many times as you like. the rules are vague. i'll make them up as i go along.

if i had a peice from fdd himself,
ide praise it and keep it up high on my shelf.

ide bring it down often and fill it with weed,
ide nvr polute it with a stem or a seed.

ide clean it real good after every use,
ide make sure that baby recieves no abuse.

ide treat her like gold and keep her real shiney,
i just hope that the piece aint a lil too tiny.

cuz i rip a big lung when i hit off my shit,
so i need a big bowl so my doseage will fit.

it'de be such an honour to have such a gift,
each time i use it my spirits would lift.

not from the weed smoke but the 1 simple fact,
it was giving to me from "faded to black".

what will it take to get a pipe from this mod?
if this poem doesnt help me im gonna beg god.

to alter ur thoughts and send me a bowl,
cuz i really need 1 and that is my goal.

to get a free peice cuz $ is tight,
xmas killed my bank now my pockets r light.

ide be the envy of many including my friends,
ide fill it all day, my sessions wont end.

so i hope that my poem has made an
impress,
PM me FDD, so i can send my address...

RR

i'm gonna let you pick one. i'll pm you with details.


very well done. my wife loved it.

resinraider said:

if i had a peice from fdd himself,
ide praise it and keep it up high on my shelf.

ide bring it down often and fill it with weed,
ide nvr polute it with a stem or a seed.

it clean it real good after every use,
ide make sure that baby recieves no abuse.

ide treat her like gold and keep her real shiney,
i just hope that the piece aint a lil too tiny.

cuz i rip a big lung when i hit off my shit,
so i need a big bowl so doseage will fit.

it'de be such an honour to have such a gift,
each time i use it my spirits would lift.

not from the weed smoke but the 1 simple fact,
it was giving to me from "faded to black".

what will it take to get a pipe from this mod?
if this poem doesnt help me im gonna beg god.

to alter ur thoughts and send me a bowl,
cuz i really need 1 and that is my goal.

to get a free peice cuz $ is tight,
xmas killed my bank now my pockets r light.

ide be the envy of many including my friends,
ide fill it all day, my sessions wont end.

so i hope that my poem has made an
impress,
PM me FDD, so i can send my address...

RR

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SIK!!! thanx FDD... oh and i love how the rules r vage and r being made up as we go along!! sounds like game night with my kid... hahahha , jk... thnx agin!

hope your a star wars fan cause this is pretty funny


i didnt make it but hey. should make you laugh

a few star wars scenes with james earl jones voice dubbed from coming to america

[youtube]utGXF5orynk[/youtube]


lolz

A haiku.

Flame graces the herb.
I inhale the think, dank smoke.
Happiness exists.

resinraider said:

if i had a peice from fdd himself,
ide praise it and keep it up high on my shelf.

ide bring it down often and fill it with weed,
ide nvr polute it with a stem or a seed.

ide clean it real good after every use,
ide make sure that baby recieves no abuse.

ide treat her like gold and keep her real shiney,
i just hope that the piece aint a lil too tiny.

cuz i rip a big lung when i hit off my shit,
so i need a big bowl so doseage will fit.

it'de be such an honour to have such a gift,
each time i use it my spirits would lift.

not from the weed smoke but the 1 simple fact,
it was giving to me from "faded to black".

what will it take to get a pipe from this mod?
if this poem doesnt help me im gonna beg god.

to alter ur thoughts and send me a bowl,
cuz i really need 1 and that is my goal.

to get a free peice cuz $ is tight,
xmas killed my bank now my pockets r light.

ide be the envy of many including my friends,
ide fill it all day, my sessions wont end.

so i hope that my poem has made an
impress,
PM me FDD, so i can send my address...

RR

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fdd2blk said:

i'm gonna let you pick one. i'll pm you with details.


very well done. my wife loved it.

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Oh! Congrats resinraider! And +rep to your poem. I loved it as well, very funny

i could enter a recording of me singing something, but i dont know how. i've uploaded stuff onto mp3 hosting sites before but they get deleted because im recording my voice over popular songs. is there a way i can send you an mp3 file thru RIU? or via email?

*edit* i uploaded it to a site called file dropper, it wont play it as a streaming audio file, you have to download it. heres the link http://www.filedropper.com/ousidemyvocals and yep...its a typo lol it should say "outside(my vocals)" its the song that fred durst and aaron lewis did acoustic, its one of my favourite songs

FireCoral said:

Oh! Congrats resinraider! And +rep to your poem. I loved it as well, very funny

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thank u... after rereading it i wish i woulda checked it proper for errors but my comp is acting up and it took me like 2 hrs to post it due to net connections(damn wireless!) so what ever u get the point.. cant wait to smoke my yesterdays chop down in a new piece of glass... 1 that will be highly remebered which is what i like in a piece, a memory... any1 else gonna try to get a bowl or pendent??? good luck guys and once agn thanx FDD.. ur not as bad as they say u r.. hahah, jk!

sarah22 said:

i could enter a recording of me singing something, but i dont know how. i've uploaded stuff onto mp3 hosting sites before but they get deleted because im recording my voice over popular songs. is there a way i can send you an mp3 file thru RIU? or via email?

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i have no idea.

fdd2blk said:

i have no idea.

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i edited my original post, i was able to upload it to a site called filedropper, they require you to download it though, i hope thats ok

fdd2blk! now I see. faded to black. I knew it was faded glass works.. but faded 2 black. metallica reference? that reminds me of an old screen name i had as a youngin'..