You Know You're a Stoner if....
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drinkmugrootbeer
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you know if your a stoner is:when your ask your mom what did she put you bud at. when it is keys, wallet ,cash, one hitter and pappers
before you leave for work.
DANGER TYPING WELL STONED WATCH FOR TYPOS
before you leave for work.
DANGER TYPING WELL STONED WATCH FOR TYPOS
spliffbazz
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you no youre a stoner if you have another bag ready to toke before the one u have is gone........
greenpride
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you know you're a stoner when you've been playing gta IV for the past 4 months, but have yet to complete the game because all you do is drive around.
just happened: you know you're a stoner when you do a load of laundry and forget to add detergent lol that's not even the worst part; you spring from the sofa because you think you have time to add it before it starts only to see its already on the drain and spin cycle =P
just happened: you know you're a stoner when you do a load of laundry and forget to add detergent lol that's not even the worst part; you spring from the sofa because you think you have time to add it before it starts only to see its already on the drain and spin cycle =P
spliffbazz
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lol driving around ....me too i knock every1 down and try find hideing places.. +rep
greenpride
Member
haha! knew i wasn't the only one. lol and i didn't think anything about this when i did it, but you know you're a stoner when during "sexy time" you catch yourself looking at the wireless thermometer sitting on the coffee table to make sure the temp and the humidity is on point in your grow tent...
BDBandit
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haha oh this is so true lol..I do it everytime
King Pannu
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Here are a couple, dont know if they've been said tho.
You know your a stoner/hanging out with stoners if your walking with a group of friends in complete silence thinking their footsteps are your footsteps.
You know your a stoner if you surf through channels and end up watch colourful children shows that look trippy as fuck for an hour straight.
You know your a stoner if you can be completely alone, and in silence and still laugh your ass off.
You know your a stoner/hanging out with stoners if your walking with a group of friends in complete silence thinking their footsteps are your footsteps.
You know your a stoner if you surf through channels and end up watch colourful children shows that look trippy as fuck for an hour straight.
You know your a stoner if you can be completely alone, and in silence and still laugh your ass off.
whitewidowlover
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You know you're a stoner when you go to the store for 1 thing and come out with muchies and eat a box of pumkin cakes in the car.
whitewidowlover
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I think this every damn day!
whitewidowlover
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Hahahahaha
spliffbazz
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you no youre a stoner when you roll a joint and forget to put weed in it...
xKuroiTaimax
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^ ROFL
You're watching a movie with friends and someone says 'buns'. All of you laugh immaturely. You continue laughing hysterically when you realize they were thinking about a lady's junk and you wanted the kind of girl with leaves...
You're watching a movie with friends and someone says 'buns'. All of you laugh immaturely. You continue laughing hysterically when you realize they were thinking about a lady's junk and you wanted the kind of girl with leaves...
whitewidowlover
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Or Shirts!
Kushcrosser
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when you feel bad and tell yourself..I just need to smoke some more.
xKuroiTaimax
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You know you're a stoner if you check to see if it's 4:20 yet in any time zone.
spliffbazz
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you no you,re a stoner when you look at a clock to see what time it is and then forget as soon as you look away...
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