You Know You're a Stoner if....

IregAt420

IregAt420

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you know when...
1. You make a sandwich, and your friend laughs uncontollably at the thought of mayo. < how i miss immaturity
2. On a college campus, you hot box your car, get out, and forget your phone in the car. going to open the door and its locked with your keys sitting in the seat in plain siight...with a spider bud sitting right next to them....i was pissed. i ended up still calling campo and the dumbass cop didnt even see it. I still have that spider bud =)
3. You have been playing guitar for 2 years on tab and you cant even understand tab after 3 bowls.
4. Your reread your above posts because even you yourself think they are funny as shit.

I love Weed. =)
 
WEED NINJA

WEED NINJA

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you know your a stoner if you check why the kettle has not boiled yet and there's a milk carten sitting on the kettle pad
dont ask where the kettle went
 
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Drifter126

Active Member
Hey Partimer,What`s even better whan that is by the time you get to the kitchen,You have allready forgot what you were goin after..
 
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NoobGrower416

Active Member
drg0nzo said:
....you've been idiling at the stop sign for 10 minutes, waiting for it to turn green.

Been there.
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lmfao!! that 1 had me in tears!

and heres my addition :D


You know you're a stoner when every version of paradise you can think of involves a big bag full of / room full of / field full of / Millennium Falcon full of chronic and a few buddies to share it with.

You know you're a stoner when you think about all the weed you're going to smoke when your more realistic ambitions kick off! (becoming a doctor/firefighter/lawyer)
 
IregAt420

IregAt420

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You know your a stoner when you can strategically take hits from a one hitter without your girlfriend even seeing you. Yes i am the master.
 
Shayden

Shayden

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When you have 2 a days in football practice, you get high 3 times during the day, then go home and get high. Then do it again.
 
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BuddhaDawg

Active Member
IregAt420 said:
you know when...
1. You make a sandwich, and your friend laughs uncontollably at the thought of mayo. < how i miss immaturity
2. On a college campus, you hot box your car, get out, and forget your phone in the car. going to open the door and its locked with your keys sitting in the seat in plain siight...with a spider bud sitting right next to them....i was pissed. i ended up still calling campo and the dumbass cop didnt even see it. I still have that spider bud =)
3. You have been playing guitar for 2 years on tab and you cant even understand tab after 3 bowls.
4. Your reread your above posts because even you yourself think they are funny as shit.

I love Weed. =)
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When you chuckle at the thought of mayo being laughed at.
 
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BuddhaDawg

Active Member
NoobGrower416 said:
lmfao!! that 1 had me in tears!

and heres my addition :D


You know you're a stoner when every version of paradise you can think of involves a big bag full of / room full of / field full of / Millennium Falcon full of chronic and a few buddies to share it with.

You know you're a stoner when you think about all the weed you're going to smoke when your more realistic ambitions kick off! (becoming a doctor/firefighter/lawyer)
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Millennium Falcon...sweet.
 
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