You Know You're a Stoner if....

FrEbirdFlying said:

you know your a stoner when....

you walk outside..look at a tree... and go "whoa! look at all those different shades of green!"

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LOL! You, Sir, are up for a rep boost!

you know your a stoner when you smoke weed, and there aint nothing wrong with it!!!

eastsidebagel said:

LOL! You, Sir, are up for a rep boost!

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lol. I sir... am a woman. But thank you very much for the Rep Boost!

You know your a stoner when you spend hours looking at bud porn

patlpp said:

when you post 12 times a day average for a full year.............

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think im on that one ffs does that mean im a stoner or just lonely lol>>>>>>>>> U know ur a stoner wen u skin up a joint and make a cup of tea and leave the tea stewing for 45 mins wile u smoke the spliff and the tea is stewed to fuk and the spoon is standing up in the cup.

U spend that long looking at the forums thinking of something to say and making spliffs that wen u do have something to say that u remember u have to sign in again cuz u dunt have permission to do that.

you find a bag of old ass chips or food and think its the greatest thing since porn

You know you're a stoner when you're so broke that you manage to find only $5 in coins but still jog 2 miles to your grocery store with the CoinStar machine to cash it for a nick.. And the cashier and people in line behind you laugh when they see the total xD still worth it

i got a few when you think some1 with u but there not and u talk to ur seld 4 an hour
when ur looking 4 yhur blunt and its on ur ear
when u 4gt to smoke
and when u 4gt yhur on the phone and leave it there

or when u 4get to take weed were ur going

You know your a stoner when you go into the pet store and think about what nutes ur gonna give the hamster when you get it, the right lights and debate yourself between Scrog or Lst

you know your a stoner if you go to make your sandwhich and you grind and weigh your condaments

DoctorLembo said:

you know your a stoner if you go to make your sandwhich and you grind and weigh your condaments

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thats if u kno ur a dealer init? lol u know ur a stoner wen you go to kiss ur girlfrind with a spliff hanging out ya gob, lukyly its gone out and just puts ash on her face lol.

....you know you're a stoner when you have names for the places you smoke at, like "The Tree" and "The Woods."

you know your a stoner when you dream about big bags of weed =]

You know you're a stoner when your teacher calls you a "Doper" because you know how many grams there are in an ounce... Awkward day..

wen u turn ur keyboard over enough for two joints falls out from btween the keys

You know your a stoner when you and your friends stop in the middle of the street at the exact same time and sniff the air and then walk back a few paces and sniff some more and then just share a knowing look.

you try and move ur curser with the lighter

Hashbean420 said:

c'mon my fellow potheads! tell me some "you know your a stoner if" jokes!!!

you know your a stoner if: you pack a fresh bowl and half an hour later realize you forgot to smoke it.

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you know your a stoner if... you hide ur stash then dont remember wer it is tell th next time u get high