MightyMike530
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youre such a damn tease
Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS
- Thread starter Yessica...
- Start date
Yessica...
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
hahahaha
EDIT: I think I remember who that was. UK thread. LOVES women's rights and feminism?
Fuck. I think I spent my first months on here convincing him I would never take a naughty picture and I thought it was whorey...
I couldn't lay it ALL on the line from the get go. Had to feel you fuckers out a bit...
lahadaextranjera
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Don't worry, you have a good head start here! I'm seriously unfit, take a year to catch up with you!
MightyMike530
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Yessica...
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hahahahahahaha - I kinda felt the same way.
What? hahah
EDIT: Wait is Denise the new chick that got hired at @bu$hleaguer 's establishment and she quit right before her shift?
FUCK YOU DENISE!!!
Yessica...
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Thought of another one!!!
@ruby fruit !
Are ya'll just too shy to call someone? It's like you've been here for YEARS yet never made any lady friends....tisk tisk...
hahah
EDIT: Also - at almost 25,000 views!
Perverts: 1
Prudes: 0
Yaaaaaay! I love being on the WINNING TEAM
@ruby fruit !
Are ya'll just too shy to call someone? It's like you've been here for YEARS yet never made any lady friends....tisk tisk...
hahah
EDIT: Also - at almost 25,000 views!
Perverts: 1
Prudes: 0
Yaaaaaay! I love being on the WINNING TEAM
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theexpress
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I hate the name Denise... Had a bitch by that name took 7 good Years of my life I'll never get back.. puta Madre ...
Yessica...
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Looks like you've got a lot of pain behind those eyes...
If you take a picture of your pen-is wearing a moustache, I guarantee you'll feel better. Denise would have HATED that!
FUCK YOU DENISE!
(PM me if you're shy - wink)
lahadaextranjera
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Puta madre means fucking amazing btw!!
theexpress
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You know what Denise really would hate... The fact that I recently started seeing one of the girls I cheated on her with again... I don't like being tied down with just one broad no more....
Yessica...
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To get the ball rolling again:
This picture was taken within 3 seconds of meeting this girl. She was a friend of a friend. And TATS for daaaaaaaaaays. They were soooo soft.
This picture was taken within 3 seconds of meeting this girl. She was a friend of a friend. And TATS for daaaaaaaaaays. They were soooo soft.
greasemonkeymann
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I have to say this is the oddest thread I've ever read..
My shop is so dead today... ihave literally had three customers and five phonecalls... Is today a holiday or something?
Well at least I got to waste like a LOT of time reading this thread.
Stopped at page 16... false advertising....
amen brother, add Niki to that list.
took 13 of my yrs....AND my dog!
Mumble, mumble, bitch....take a man's dog...mumble...hope you get syphilis...mumble...
Yessica...
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Meh, I hear ya. I was a "You DOn't OWN me" kinda girl for a long time. Especially after a super brutal break up.
Maybe you'll have a whole bunch of sister-wives in the future.
(does that mean polygamy, or incest? I was going for polygamy - hahah)
theexpress
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Maybe in Spanish Spanish.. not in Mexican Spanish..
Yessica...
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hahahahaStopped at page 16... false advertising....
.
Should we tell him?\
EDIT: what started out as an idea has sprung to a MOVEMENT. The shirts off party is here to stay.
greasemonkeymann
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holy shit! and just when I thought this thread sucked?!
I stand erected.. err, uh... corrected.
theexpress
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Let's find that bitch nikki and key up her carI have to say this is the oddest thread I've ever read..
My shop is so dead today... ihave literally had three customers and five phonecalls... Is today a holiday or something?
Well at least I got to waste like a LOT of time reading this thread.
Stopped at page 16... false advertising....
amen brother, add Niki to that list.
took 13 of my yrs....AND my dog!
Mumble, mumble, bitch....take a man's dog...mumble...hope you get syphilis...mumble...
Yessica...
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Dude, you've been clicking on the wrong pages. Start at page 42.
You're welcome.
AND FUCK YOU NIKI!!!!
lahadaextranjera
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No seriously 'de puta madre' only means one thing and my South American friends say it also. You need 'hijo de puta' por ejemplo! Son of a bitch in case you weren't sure. Ok spanish lesson over.