Well It's Official; I'm A Retard.

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keller420

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So I am so stoned right now, with a little bit of naturally stupid and a lot of concussions, I had a candle on by my feet, and burnt a hole in my fucking sweats, and burnt my leg. Fuck me.
 
ah one time i tried to smoke out of a pipe with a candle, got wax EVERYWHERE. thats what i get for acting like a knock
 
Ah yes... Using a candle for my pipe because the sound of my lighter is a dead giveaway at night. I only dropped hot wax on myself once... Or twice.

Ah well, I ran out of weed yesterday so rubbed my rizla in the hash dish, found some roaches and now I'm baked watching Harold and Kumar... (no burns this time :3)
 
Oh man, that'd be funny to watch. No offense. Maybe you might need more surgery now so someone can buy you more sweatpants!! Win=Win!!
 
Lol I used a candle once when I was tripping too hard ot find a lighter or drive up to go get one. I went into the bathroom and there was red wax EVERYWHERE it looked like someone had been murdered.
 
As in, a lighter that doesn't make that infamous *click* when you light it, as to not alarm other people that you've just lit a lighter like 40 times in a row. . .
 
As in, a lighter that doesn't make that infamous *click* when you light it, as to not alarm other people that you've just lit a lighter like 40 times in a row. . .
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hrmmm, I'll go with something a nigro once said.. Smoke blunts nigga! xD
 
come on people.. is this concept really that hard to grasp?? when you use a candle to smoke with, you don't bring the candle to the bowl, but rather bring the bowl to the candle.. ie, you turn the bowl upside down and hold it over the flame, you don't bring the drippy messy ass candle to the bowl and use it that way..
christ, and i thought i was slow, lol...
 
racerboy71 said:
come on people.. is this concept really that hard to grasp?? when you use a candle to smoke with, you don't bring the candle to the bowl, but rather bring the bowl to the candle.. ie, you turn the bowl upside down and hold it over the flame, you don't bring the drippy messy ass candle to the bowl and use it that way..
christ, and i thought i was slow, lol...
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lol can i go one step further and suggest twisting a piece of paper or using a toothpick, yes these were my stealth methods of bonging in my bedroom when i was a we teen
 
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