Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.
how do you keep a moron in suspense? i'll tell you later....
Do you know why they call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was taken.
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face til your 12.
2 guys walk into a bar
The 3rd one ducks
What do you call that piece of skin that surrounds the vagina?
Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl.
A: A white owl goes HOO HOO .......... A black owl goes HOO DAT HOO DAT .
Sounds more like a Cajun owl
whats black and white and in a blender?
ice cream and oreos, you sick fucks, what were you thinking?
Shit .... I give up
Why do cows wear bells?
Cause their horns don’t work... *beep beep*
What’s worse that finding a dead baby in a trash can?
Finding a dead baby spread out among three trash cans.
What’s the difference between trump and a bucket of shit?
What's the last thing they said to Jesus?....."cross your legs, we're outta nails.".
What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?
They both smell it but they can't eat it.
2 Jews walk into a bar
they buy it.
My sex life is like a Ferrari......
.... I don't have a Ferrari
What's the bravest thing Evil Knievel ever done?
Ran his motorcycle through Ethiopia with a ham sandwich tied to his back!
How many Ethiopians can you fit into a phone booth?
All of em!!
What do you call an Ethiopian with a quarter on top of his head?
Separate names with a comma.