Two sentence joke

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.

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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    how do you keep a moron in suspense? i'll tell you later....
     
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    PungentPete

    PungentPete Well-Known Member

    Do you know why they call it PMS?


    Because mad cow disease was taken.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    lol
     
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    NevaSmokedOut

    NevaSmokedOut Well-Known Member

    What's the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne doesn't come on your face til your 12.
     
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    UNICRONLIVES

    UNICRONLIVES Well-Known Member

    2 guys walk into a bar

    The 3rd one ducks
     
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    playallnite

    playallnite Well-Known Member

    What do you call that piece of skin that surrounds the vagina?

    A woman!
     
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    Budzbuddha

    Budzbuddha Well-Known Member

    Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl.

    A: A white owl goes HOO HOO .......... A black owl goes HOO DAT HOO DAT .
     
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    Herb & Suds

    Herb & Suds Well-Known Member

    Sounds more like a Cajun owl
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    whats black and white and in a blender?
    ice cream and oreos, you sick fucks, what were you thinking?
     
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    Budzbuddha

    Budzbuddha Well-Known Member

    A puppy
    Two babies
    A nun

    Shit .... I give up
     
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    Metasynth

    Metasynth Well-Known Member

    Why do cows wear bells?

    Cause their horns don’t work... *beep beep*
     
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    Metasynth

    Metasynth Well-Known Member

    What’s worse that finding a dead baby in a trash can?

    Finding a dead baby spread out among three trash cans.
     
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    Metasynth

    Metasynth Well-Known Member

    What’s the difference between trump and a bucket of shit?

    The bucket.
     
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    playallnite

    playallnite Well-Known Member

    What's the last thing they said to Jesus?....."cross your legs, we're outta nails.".
     
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    Blue Wizard

    Blue Wizard Well-Known Member

    What do a pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common?

    They both smell it but they can't eat it.
     

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