Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.
If a schizophrenic becomes suicidal...
...is it a hostage situation?
sorry, apparently i'm susceptible to temporal shifts today.......
Whats red, and turns white when you suck it?
A used tampon
How do you catch a special rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a pet rabbit?
The tame way.
Ive got lots of girls knocking on my door.
Ill let them out one day.
I haven't seen much dark humor, thought i would add some.
What's 3 feet tall, and runs into walls?
A kid with forks in its eyes.
You sick fuck.
Oh oh just remembered another one....
When is a pixie not a pixie? .......
When he has his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a gobblin.
What do you tell a lady with two black eyes?
Nothing you havnt already, twice before.
Life is like toilet paper.
You're either on a roll, or taking shit from some arsehole.
How do you make a dog drink?
Put him in the blender.
What's worse than finding a maggot in your meat pie?
Finding half a maggot.
What do you call an Afghan virgin?
Mever bin laid on.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house ?
Depends on how hard you throw them .........
If vaseline grew hair.
You'd have a pony tail coming outa your ass!
What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What's long, brown and really fuken sticky?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, having sex?
Still, fucking, no idea!
What's the difference between trump and a red baboons ass ?
Separate names with a comma.