Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.
I laughed and shook his hand...
Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
Is he really worthy of a two sentence joke. Bet i coukd think of a fucked up joke that sums him in one sentence. .... no wait one word.... just
I mean who dosesnt already now cringe an shake there head, letting out a frustrated laugh whilst thinking to them selfs "what a fucking joke" at hearing that single word
But your right budzbuddah theres no difference.
Except a baboons arse has better hair ;p
Menstrual jokes are never funny.
What do you do if an epileptic, has a seizure in the supermarket?
Chuck it some change, and throw your kids on.
Dude that is twisted
I think the back side of that one is:
What do you do with an epileptic in a hot tub?
You throw in a load of laundry and detergent.
...I'm epileptic. I have a bunch of them jokes up my sleeve!
Generation X Jeopardy:
"Yeah, I'll take Porn Trivia for $1000, Alex"
What's black, crunchy, and sits, at the top of a staircase?
A quadriplegic in a house fire.
I'm sorry. I'm not making these up. I swear
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?
Still no fkn idea.
Edit..fk they have already been done...haha
Whats black and white and red all over and lies in the gutter?
A Nun with a knife in her back.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's black, has 6 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
Why did the elephant fall from the tree?
Because the branch broke.
The wife went out and left the back door open
I shut it and went to make a coffee but the milk had run out.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Separate names with a comma.