Two sentence joke

Discussion in 'Stonable Quotables' started by SageFromZen, Jan 17, 2018.

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    abalonehx

    abalonehx Well-Known Member

    I laughed and shook his hand...
     
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    Budzbuddha

    Budzbuddha Well-Known Member

    Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?

    So that if its born dead they can make soup.
     
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    Space_cadet

    Space_cadet Well-Known Member

    Is he really worthy of a two sentence joke. Bet i coukd think of a fucked up joke that sums him in one sentence. .... no wait one word.... just

    Trump

    I mean who dosesnt already now cringe an shake there head, letting out a frustrated laugh whilst thinking to them selfs "what a fucking joke" at hearing that single word
     
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    Space_cadet

    Space_cadet Well-Known Member

    But your right budzbuddah theres no difference.

    Except a baboons arse has better hair ;p
     
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    need4weedz

    need4weedz Member

    Menstrual jokes are never funny.
    Period.
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    What do you do if an epileptic, has a seizure in the supermarket?

    Chuck it some change, and throw your kids on.
     
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    thepenofareadywriter

    thepenofareadywriter Well-Known Member

    Dude that is twisted:fire:
     
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    SageFromZen

    SageFromZen Well-Known Member

    I think the back side of that one is:

    What do you do with an epileptic in a hot tub?

    You throw in a load of laundry and detergent.

    ...I'm epileptic. I have a bunch of them jokes up my sleeve!
     
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    SageFromZen

    SageFromZen Well-Known Member

    Generation X Jeopardy:

    "Yeah, I'll take Porn Trivia for $1000, Alex"
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    What's black, crunchy, and sits, at the top of a staircase?

    A quadriplegic in a house fire.











    I'm sorry. I'm not making these up. I swear :mrgreen:
     
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    Sir Napsalot

    Sir Napsalot Well-Known Member

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    no eye deer
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea.
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no dick?

    Still no fkn idea.




    Edit..fk they have already been done...haha
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    Whats black and white and red all over and lies in the gutter?


    A Nun with a knife in her back.
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    How many women does it take to change a light bulb?


    3. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
     
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    Enjoint

    Enjoint Member

    What do you call a blind dinosaur?


    Do-u-think-he-saw-us
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    What's black, has 6 legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

    A Piano.
     
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    Tim1987

    Tim1987 Well-Known Member

    Why did the elephant fall from the tree?

    Because the branch broke.
     
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    Lucky Luke

    Lucky Luke Well-Known Member

    The wife went out and left the back door open

    I shut it and went to make a coffee but the milk had run out.
     
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    1alexie

    1alexie Member

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground Beef :lol:
     
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