The UK Growers Thread!

[limonene]

How the fuck can you tell the quality of the frost from a photo taken around 4 feet away because the cola is so damn big?

That's right, you can't.

Obviously yours will look frosty cos the photos are fucking close ups.

Logic dickhead.

Haha maybe but I can tell fluffy garbage when I see it

 

[The Yorkshireman]

And you don’t think it’s possible to get 64oz out of a 2.4 x 2.4 tent?

Not growing normally no. Just like I said.

It's about the amount of physical space and the amount of bud fitting in to that space
Again, look at the photos and assess the amount of bud in the space.
It doesn't fucking fit unless you go SCROG or maybe a two tiered system.
Even then, like I said, it's debatable that it's even possible.

 

[limonene]

Not growing normally no. Just like I said.

It's about the amount of physical space and the amount of bud fitting in to that space
Again, look at the photos and assess the amount of bud in the space.
It doesn't fucking fit unless you go SCROG or maybe a two tiered system.
Even then, like I said, it's debatable that it's even possible.

Well once it was debatable that the earth wasn’t flat too.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Our base line in a tent that size was 72 oz when we used to use that size tent.

What a load of bollocks, look at my photo of probably the best Cheese grow this thread has seen and then double the size of all the colas.

That means the colas in your theoretical tent given the same growing style would look something like this.......





That's just colas drawn roughly twice the size.
Not to mention that the plants would be twice the size overall, meaning twice the width too, and then twice the height.



Ha Ha Ha!

Shut the fuck up you stupid dickhead!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Thanks for finding that photo that was a brand new filter and didn’t work for shit.

Don't talk crap.

That's clearly an old filter that has been used for quite some time.

The pre-filter is dirty as fuck and the Rhino Pro sticker is all faded from light exposure.

You're talking out of your arse.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Haha maybe but I can tell fluffy garbage when I see it

So first it wasn't frosty, despite you not being able to see that close?

Now it's fluffy garbage?





It's clearly a solid cola, the bud at the very top is nearly as big as a coke can alone.
You're either fucking blind, so stupid you don't know when you've been made to look like a complete fool, or both.

That's just under a 4oz solid cola (about 3.6-3.7oz), the plant was around 3 feet tall from the top of the 8L pot and roughly 2 feet wide.
I know for a fucking fact that 18 of those don't fit into that tent because I grew it.

You're trying to tell us that you used to grow that much as a baseline in the same sized tent, baseline meaning more could be done.

What a load of tosh.
You're a liar and completely full of shit.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Not one of your colas in all your grow pics is as big as my Cheese colas, let alone as big as the 3L+ Jack Frost cola.
And you're trying to tell us that you USED to grow way bigger in the same space without proof.
Despite you not growing anything remotely like it since you've been a member of this site.


"You should have seen the size of the colas I used to grow, they were this wide!"

 

[limonene]

So first it wasn't frosty, despite you not being able to see that close?

Now it's fluffy garbage?



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It's clearly a solid cola, the bud at the very top is nearly as big as a coke can alone.
You're either fucking blind, so stupid you don't know when you've been made to look like a complete fool, or both.

That's just under a 4oz solid cola (about 3.6-3.7oz), the plant was around 3 feet tall from the top of the 8L pot and roughly 2 feet wide.
I know for a fucking fact that 18 of those don't fit into that tent because I grew it.

You're trying to tell us that you used to grow that much as a baseline in the same sized tent, baseline meaning more could be done.

What a load of tosh.
You're a liar and completely full of shit.

I never grow big cola plants the areas between your colas would have been filled with multiple smaller colas. The people on this site who know me know I’m straight up. I have no reason to lie or exaggerate, you’ve just shown yourself up to be a very small minded guy with a lot of spare time on his hands. I guess thats what happens when you’re trying to squeeze 2 grows out a year between council inspections hahaha ya little tramp get a life

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I never grow big cola plants

So even less chance of you getting 72oz out of a 2.4m tent considering the examples I've given.

the areas between your colas would have been filled with multiple smaller colas.

Are you actually trying to tell me what my plants are like?

Nope, it's a single main cola plant at that size.
And logically lots of smaller colas with space between them takes up a lot more space than big solid, single main cola plants.
So again, see the point above.

The people on this site who know me know I’m straight up.

That's a 'plead to authority fallacy' and also 'circular reasoning'.

I have no reason to lie or exaggerate

I've proven you to be a liar and exaggerate a few times today already.

you’ve just shown yourself up to be a very small minded guy

You've shown yourself to be deluded, devoid of logic and reasoning.

It doesn't fit.



Using your flat earth example from before.....I could tell you the earth is round and you could be trying to tell me that no, the earth is flat and that I'm closed minded saying it's round.
Well actually no dickhead, we can SEE that it's round.

There's nothing closed minded about it.

We can see that plants twice the size don't fit!
You're an idiot, you're actually showing yourself to be ignorant and an idiot.

guy with a lot of spare time on his hands

Yep, I grow weed for a living.
It's an easy life.

council inspections

Private £160k house.

ya little tramp get a life

And back to the 'Ad Hominem' fallacy of personal attacks.
You can't back anything you say up with logic, reasoning or facts so you have to resort to trash talk.

 

[bazoomer]

I once got 56 0z exo out a 2.4 tent , ...just saying lol

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I have no reason to lie or exaggerate

that was a brand new filter

Quite clearly not.

the quality under cmh will be superior 9 times out of 10

I’ve grown it under multiple light sources and it performs best under less intense lighting. Nothing to do with environment just certain strains like certain things

Again, obviously not when your looks like shit next to mine.

Our base line in a tent that size was 72 oz when we used to use that size tent.

So this photo should be around a 140 - 150oz crop then seen as the tent looks to be twice as big again.




Lies and exaggeration all round.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

 

[The Yorkshireman]

I've got 50oz out of a 1m tent.

I've got no proof so you'll just have to take my word for it.

I've got no reason to lie or exaggerate and everybody knows I'm straight up.

So yeah, it is what it is.

 

[bazoomer]

I've got 50oz out of a 1m tent.

I've got no proof so you'll just have to take my word for it.

I've got no reason to lie or exaggerate and everybody knows I'm straight up.

So yeah, it is what it is.

.......Believe.

 

[coreywebster]

I once got 56 0z exo out a 2.4 tent , ...just saying lol

I don't doubt that for one second.

 

[coreywebster]

.......Believe.

The above post seems contradictory and was not meant to imply that I do in fact doubt that.
I just love Columbo.

I DO NOT DOUBT YOUR FIGURES SIR.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

.......Believe.

Under a 250w CFL too.

 

[bazoomer]

Under a 250w CFL too.

I think that you will find , it was four candles....& I only lite them in flower !

 

[zeddd]

I put a picture of the sun in my tent but I have to take it out at night or they hermie

 

[makka]

I put a picture of the sun in my tent but I have to take it out at night or they hermie

This cracked me up man