The UK Growers Thread!

makka

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christ who the fuck thinks that's a good idea. lets go to nick as a undercover nonce. see if the boiling cups of water to the face and slashing tales are true...
what appened was the protection wing was full overspill and they put a few on the main wings and tried to keep it undercover
 

makka

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Ah ffs you'd have cunts waiting for you to start growing again n fucking rob you when you're about to crop.. I'd be paranoid to fuck after I get out not to mind whilst I'm in there lol
half of em are scumbags lax there decent people to u will just fall in with the right crowd lol and u could just blagg it and make out your small time no one would come after u lol although them slippers of yours would be worth gold u might have a fight on ya hands keeping them :wink:
 

R3l@X

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Oh hells no, not my slippers! I throw slaps as fast as I can throw shapes Shit would look like a pimp convention with all em slaps I'd have to throw about!
 
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makka

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Ice had the best prison stories man lool you'd be in stitches after em...some ppl probably were haha
i can imagine lax to bad his not here anymore sounds a good lad what av heard
some of the stuff i seen in there man the was a guy called toxic terry who sniffed petrol on the out he did a front flip over landing for half ounce of burn knocked his self out lmao fb toxic terry and u will see a pic lol
i fell down some stairs after drinking 3 ltr distilled hooch i made with a lifer called damo breslin from blackpool lmao in lancaster castle woke up in block covered in sick when infront governor for disciplinary and threw up over table infront of him haha lost everything for a month good times man but i wouldnt do it again haha
 

TheHulk11

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I might be seeing the inside of a prison cell for a few months, will find out in 3 weeks when I'm back at court, but like mg my wife's got friends that work at the nearest one so id be shipped off down to the one at the borders.
 

makka

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I might be seeing the inside of a prison cell for a few months, will find out in 3 weeks when I'm back at court, but like mg my wife's got friends that work at the nearest one so id be shipped off down to the one at the borders.
good luck mate hope u get to walk out
 

Mastergrow

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I might be seeing the inside of a prison cell for a few months, will find out in 3 weeks when I'm back at court, but like mg my wife's got friends that work at the nearest one so id be shipped off down to the one at the borders.
That's wank m8. Hope it works out for ye. Don't make it easy for people to make visits when its so far away, maybe a good thing too tho in some cases
 

R1b3n4

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easy done makka, only takes some divvy not paying attention and i get the hump and tell em to shift. i dunno why stupid things make me lose it and big stuff i'm calm over. it's when you get the mothers meeting in the middle of the isle 3 trolleys turned sideways nattering away. it's like they've never heard of etiquette. same with bus queues i flip my shit. mind you most of the time it's johnny foreigner who doesn't have the faintest what a queue is.
haha you sound EXACTLY like me lol
 

Thc247

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think ill take a leaf out of ur book m8 cos i chopped mine down at week 9 after flip it was still nice looked rdy to me id say 50% cloudy but im thinking now i may have rushed it abit readying what ur doing and lost a bit of weight over it ill take some photos of mine later
ive done it too many times being impatient and wanting it to be ready more so than it actually being ready i learnt that when u think its done give it another week ive just been and got 5 liters of ripen so im just in week 9 so 1 week of ripen and 1 week of water for the cheese and 10 days ripen and then 10 days water for the ssh will get the ssh to just under 11 weeks hopefully the ssh will be nice then but i found already from week 8 to 9 i can see the difference every couple days can see the buds swelling up
 

Pompeygrow

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my ssh looks ok i flipped 5 weeks ago today but the ice dream dont look as good i cut so much of it 2 weeks into flower but every day i gos in there just so much new growth in there and the buds are as long as my arm but dont seem to be swelling i had to move it cos it was to close to the light as its just under 5ft high lol
 
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