The UK Growers Thread!

sambo020482

sambo020482

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hmmmm aint gonna be making me nxt batch of butter for another 3wks or so, how much bud did you put in? cause i take it you didnt have no trim yet?
 
sambo020482

sambo020482

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just realised its officaially my birthday but who cares certainly not fuckin me! why celebrate birthdays what another year that im older n closer to death! great news! just dont see the point some of me m8s n family will have a brithday WEEK will celebrate the whole week lmao yeah lets celebrate the fact im older/ prob fatter/ most definatly poorer n with less hair! fucking geeerate!
 
W Dragon

W Dragon

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sambo020482 said:
just realised its officaially my birthday but who cares certainly not fuckin me! why celebrate birthdays what another year that im older n closer to death! great news! just dont see the point some of me m8s n family will have a brithday WEEK will celebrate the whole week lmao yeah lets celebrate the fact im older/ prob fatter/ most definatly poorer n with less hair! fucking geeerate!
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lol happy birthday ya old begger lol
 
ultimate buds

ultimate buds

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a little help please guys
all this talk on carbon filters made me realise iv got no smell coming from a single top skunk 44 its 15 days into flower and has just started to have the tiny little dot you see when the flower first starts to grow im pretty sure my last lot smelld way before they were this far into flower am i right or just gettin mixd up
thanks
 
dura72

dura72

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happy birthday sambo ya auld fart 'older, fatter, poorer,balder' christ man your a fuckin cheery bastard. every time i have a birthday (usually once a year i think) i applaud my organs for surviving against the odds. then i recall the last year and i count up the days i can remember . as long as ive been wasted more than hungover i consider it a victory. or alternatively for all u taxpayers have you spent more time wrecked than working if the answer is yes then youve won a cigar. if not then get a grip pour yourself a drink and tell the boss u need time off to get your mouldy cock checked at the docs( almost gaurantee he wont ask for details when u go back to work, if so use a felt tip pen and color it in before you go and glue sum coco pops to it and if asked offer to lob it out)
 
sambo020482

sambo020482

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cheers dura n yeah m8 i am a miserable fucker on me birthdays.

''glue sum coco pops to it and if asked offer to lob it out'' lmfao
 
dura72

dura72

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
 
dura72

dura72

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well ive got baby sitting duty this morning so thats why i'm up early and then ive got to go and repalce a glass door panel that i caved in at my last house coz my spastic bird lost the fuckin keys( she also managed to loose the keys for our present house, before we had even moved and ive got a new front door to find; birds a fuckin mongo). after that the kiddies are away to various grandparents and i'm stuck at home all fuckin nite with the pot washer.....and no fuckin drink.
 
del66666

del66666

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morrrrrrning, could anybody tell me how many plants is a good number to put under a 400 watt light if you used 10 litre pots? thanx
 
dura72

dura72

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del66666 said:
cheers mate, no point in pushing it, least you didnt lose keys or shed give you shit for the next year.
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yeah she fuckin would too. she's a fuckin halfwit, only bird i know that doesnt carry a purse or a handbag and as a result loses bank cards, keys, make up and shit.
 
lpoolfc08

lpoolfc08

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ultimate buds said:
a little help please guys
all this talk on carbon filters made me realise iv got no smell coming from a single top skunk 44 its 15 days into flower and has just started to have the tiny little dot you see when the flower first starts to grow im pretty sure my last lot smelld way before they were this far into flower am i right or just gettin mixd up
thanks
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This happened to me once and i was also baffled. Buds turned out great and smelled really nice after harvest.
Whilst they where still on the plant, they didnt smell much at all.. (they did if you put your nose right up to the bud)...

Intrested to see if anybody can explain this phenominon....
 
bouche753

bouche753

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dura72 said:
dunno exactly, its just a big yelow bag( sorry i cant be more specificic i dont have the stuff in my house but im going to my grow later to check on it, i'll check the bag to see if it specifys, b n q were doing a 2 for a tenner deal). i use 70% miracle grow, 25% perlite and 5% vermiculite, i dont compact it down becoz i belive it makes it easier for roots to grow thru it when its arier and also as soon as u start watering it settles down itsself, ive had good results with it but again ive gotta stress dont give nutes until the plant shows it needs them and then just start off with 1/4 of the recommended dose.
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any news on this mate? im off 2 B&Q 2day
 
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