Stoned In Public

Id just like to share some stories with ya'll.

First, me and my brother smoked up at my house, planning on stayin there for the night. That ended up not happening. Instead, we decided it was a good idea to go to Taco Bell due to our killer munchies. When we got there, i got my $30 worth of food and he goes up and stares at the menu for about 2 mins. Finally the person at the counter asks what he wants and my brother goes "Oh yeah." And looks at the cashier like hes gonna order, then ends up starin at HIM for another 2 mins. I say "Dude. Order." And my genius brother says "You know what, I'm too fuckin blazed. Get me whatever."

Another time, with my brother again, we sat in the middle of a pretty non-frequented street and just stared at eachother for a good 30 mins after smokin our 2 joints each. Then, like a mirror image, we picked up another joint, lit it, and smoked it, perfectly in sync. We ended up havin to get off the street when cars came.

Last, me and my brother and these two girls smoked up in a park. I, bein the biggest pothead (and not havin to drive after) decided to smoke twice as much as them and take greens all 5 times we re packed the pipe. Well, they decided we'd go to Red Lobster and bein as blazed as i was, i decided that was a fantastic idea. We got there and there werent that many people there due to how late it was. I was eatin my salad and got an extra big piece of lettuce on my fork. I aimed it at my mouth with my half opened eyes and...completely missed and poked myself in the nose with it. At that point, i started laughing...and laughing...and laughing...loud. When i finally stopped, at least 10 mins later, the entire restaraunt was staring at me. I just picked up my giant piece of lettuce and tried again.

I'd like to hear your guys' stories of blazin in public.

I just have to ask this first, are you in Cali?

I have a friend that cannot be out in public when he is high. He ends up laughing so hard that he can't stop. There have been several times we have had to take off from a place because I get paranoid when people are staring at me, just a habit, but maybe a good one?

Haha. No. Im in the SECOND weed capital of the US: Colorado. I am the one that makes my friends paranoid. And yeah, it's probably a pretty good habit. But, for me, at least i have fun!

you guys sound to me like you are 15 if being high in public bothers you or makes you act/feel all funny..

I only get paranoid if its still on me, if i left it at home to go get something to eat, I can be so fucking high i'm looking down at the hubble telescope, and i'll just say.. "give me a minute, i'm high as hell...oh, yea, i want....." they normally just laugh because chances are, your talking to another pothead...

I have different trips whenever I'm stoned in public. Maybe it really depends on the ambiance of the place. Last time I got so freakin' stoned was this Halloween. It was a street party and everybody knows everybody. Like every good party, there's always someone who'll give you drugs. I started drinking heavily at around 11pm then we smoked weed at around midnight. After that a friend of mine gave me Vs and another one gave me XP. I was so stoned I fell asleep on the couch of a nearby bar then I started taking a video of my boyfriend's band and completely forgot about it the next morning. When I woke up, I was in another bar with my boyfriend. It turns out, I fell asleep on his lap after their bands performance and we took a cab to go to another location. I told him I was so sorry I didn't get to see them perform. Then he just says, "What the hell are you talking about? You took a video of us." Haha. Epic! I don't know what else I did that night. I was so effin' stoned.

I was tearing to White Castle with my boys one night and Im obviously from the sticks and had to go through the ghetto to get there. Im cruising down Washington avenue and my boys opens the door and starts puking at 35mph. needless to say a couple brothers started throwing bottles at me, but its ok, they were no match for my v-8 whore

at worse i get paranoid and start lookin like im tweeking if im high in public but i remember when i first started smoking i would always feel like if everyone was staring at me and start hear conversations bout me being high

i never get paranoid like i used to especially if i got my brethren or my headphones on, 'sides no man is foolish to fuck with me when im high as snack prices.

420 i was baaaaaaaaaaaaked off of endless bho dabs, little bit of QISOW and about an ounce of white widow split between 3 people.

We went out for lunch to five guys... so fucking good! Anyways there was this very obese woman sitting on two chairs (left asscheek one chair the right on another) I couldn't hold my shit together, I burst out laughing loud. Anyone that was eating or drinking stopped and turned to have a look at me practically rolling on the floor. I'm good about holding a natural composure but that was the most intense and awesome high I've had in awhile.

I feel bad now thinking about it but Jesus it was intensely funny.

secretweapon said:

420 i was baaaaaaaaaaaaked off of endless bho dabs, little bit of QISOW and about an ounce of white widow split between 3 people.

We went out for lunch to five guys... so fucking good! Anyways there was this very obese woman sitting on two chairs (left asscheek one chair the right on another) I couldn't hold my shit together, I burst out laughing loud. Anyone that was eating or drinking stopped and turned to have a look at me practically rolling on the floor. I'm good about holding a natural composure but that was the most intense and awesome high I've had in awhile.

I feel bad now thinking about it but Jesus it was intensely funny.

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haha it happens i remember tha last time that happen i was at the store and heard somebody make some weird ass noise and i just started cracking up and i couldn't stop laughin even when people started staring at me

Being high in public yesterday could possibly lead to me getting a new job haha. Was out and about blazed as hell and when I went into a business one of the supervisors and I got to casually talking. You know how stoners have that sixth sense for other stoners? Well, that is what happened, we got on the subject of putting small purchases on our debit card that are like 1.79 (swishers here) and then I mentioned how that is when I buy a bunch of snacks for the munchies later haha. He ended up admitting he came up and talked with me because he could tell I was blazed and told me that I should apply to work there, said that I would fit in very well and I would love working there, he then pointed to the other couple of people that he was working with and pointed out they were all blazed haha.

Psh, and who's to say marijuana doesn't help people.

LostReefSponger said:

Being high in public yesterday could possibly lead to me getting a new job haha. Was out and about blazed as hell and when I went into a business one of the supervisors and I got to casually talking. You know how stoners have that sixth sense for other stoners? Well, that is what happened, we got on the subject of putting small purchases on our debit card that are like 1.79 (swishers here) and then I mentioned how that is when I buy a bunch of snacks for the munchies later haha. He ended up admitting he came up and talked with me because he could tell I was blazed and told me that I should apply to work there, said that I would fit in very well and I would love working there, he then pointed to the other couple of people that he was working with and pointed out they were all blazed haha.

Psh, and who's to say marijuana doesn't help people.

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sounds like a rarity around these parts, I get the stare down everywhere. Seems like I'm a lost stoner in a sea of squares.

LostReefSponger said:

Being high in public yesterday could possibly lead to me getting a new job haha. Was out and about blazed as hell and when I went into a business one of the supervisors and I got to casually talking. You know how stoners have that sixth sense for other stoners? Well, that is what happened, we got on the subject of putting small purchases on our debit card that are like 1.79 (swishers here) and then I mentioned how that is when I buy a bunch of snacks for the munchies later haha. He ended up admitting he came up and talked with me because he could tell I was blazed and told me that I should apply to work there, said that I would fit in very well and I would love working there, he then pointed to the other couple of people that he was working with and pointed out they were all blazed haha.

Psh, and who's to say marijuana doesn't help people.

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Sounds like this restaurant i used to work in, half the kitchen stayed blazed up their whole shift, i worked in the front expoing, and bussing tables shit like that and i'd always go smoke with the kitchen guys haha, those were the days.. bein paid to blaze behind the restaurant, i used to sell a bit there too, mad money.

hahaha right on gotta hand it to you.

i like just chillin in the woods and smoken down its the best enviorment and i love nature

but one time me and my boys got really shwasted and we started pushing dead trees over and this one tree we pushed over it had a giant root that came out of no where and launched my friend up in the air by his pants needless to say he was lucky to still have his nuts.

I'm in London, and not to brag, but the amount I smoke it'd be inpossible for me not to be stoned in public alot of the time.

I still keep a lookout, but I smoke joints at the bus stop, in school on the playing field, on the way to the train station, wherever. I have no problem going to the store blazed. I've been interviewed by the police high and just chatted to them high on several occassions. I like being high on the train. The dude sitting opposite me gave me his number :3 (dealer, no romance...)

I find if I just be myself and continue being polite and respectful, going about my business and not causing anyone any trouble, I don't get any trouble.

I told the officer, after spending a while talking about school, my extracurricular activities and the work I do, so can you really think worse of me just because you know I'm a stoner now? I was still the same 'sweet' girl as it was put, and causing society a whole lot less trouble than the drunkards across the street.

I HAAAATE drunk people, and they most certainly shouldn't be allowed in public...

Unless you're an Irishman, because the voice of an Irishman is SEXY! :3

Being high in public is always interesting. Its like a fuckin movie maannnnn.. We were at Fridays once(On a friday teheeheheheehe) anyways. The waitress says "Would you like soup or salad?" JUST like that. And then my buddy was trying to get the joke out. I'm sure you all know this one. And he cant without laughing and giggling. Finally, he spews out: WHAS A SALAD SUPER?!?!?!?! Instead of super salad. We literally ALL BUSTED out laughing just BUSTED even the waitress. Then we ACTUALLY proceeded to RUN out of the store after she left that terrible embarrassment. Like it caused so much noise I think the people around just thought it was one of our birthdays or something xD I was THIS close to pissing my pants LOLOLOLOLOLOL Oh my god I need to call that dude!

I HAAAATE drunk people, and they most certainly shouldn't be allowed in public...

Unless you're an Irishman, because the voice of an Irishman is SEXY! :3

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LOL dude I HATE being drunk in public.. I seriously get so fucking obnoxious when Im drunk.. Thats why I like smoking. I just look calm and awesome I really dont think I look like a 'stoner' so nobody fucks with me. Little do they know my white mustache is CO FUCKING CAINE MUTHAFRUCKA.

Exactly! That Is the word for drunkards: OBNOXIOUS!

At least I know you'd definitely be a cool person to smoke with ^^