Somebody Is Trying To Rip Me Off Again

Isthisyourspecialbush

Isthisyourspecialbush

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HazyEyes said:
What i would do man is stay out in ur shed on night with a nice nigger beater (metal baseball bat)....no offense to anybody its what i call it, and right when the mother fucker opens that door POP POP POP. O also you have to say "Gotta YA Bitch" right before u hit him in the face with the bat. thats what i would do, but if i did not have a felony and could have a shotgun oooooo it would be all bad for that guy.:evil:
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Don't know about your state but you can have felonies and still own long guns. You just can't buy them from the store. It is legal to buy face to face from another citizen ofn your state. No backround check nothing you don't even have to tell the guy your name.:mrgreen:
 
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charmesh

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My grandma is a great help.Who is going to suspect a PTA mom and an eighty-nine year old woman of growing weed out in their backyard.
 
JerkyBoysPranksters

JerkyBoysPranksters

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lol nice. one time i was ridin with a couple friends out in this remote canyon and this old ass guy on a utility quad came out and started yellin at us to empty our pockets. were all on bikes that woulda smoked him but we didnt for some reason lol anyways he told us if he ever sees our tracks near his plants again hed shoot us. i said calm your ass down old man what are you liek 80?! he goes im 85 go damn it!!

it was great lol never forgot that
 
jollygreengiant8

jollygreengiant8

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they have plastic spikes that you can glue down to the top of your fence so that nobody is going over it, if thats how hes getting in.

i also like that electricity idea...maybe look into gettin a taser, those things will make you shit yourself uncontrollably lol

geese is another nice idea...i was attacked as a child by a pack of some hardass geese, they dont mess around
 
kochab

kochab

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wait on top of the shed this evening. when you hear a little noise near the door, drop a cinder block on them. :P
i dunno what else to say except keep getting messed with. My wife has children but we still have a gun.....we are just responsible enough to keep it locked away from them.

we used to have problems with people sneaking around my home. Nowadays i fire a spray of bullets @ anything odd around. But thats because someone shot 2 of my dogs in my yard one summer night. good ole sks will solve most any dispute very easily. lol
 
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charmesh

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I get asked out a lot more now that I grow. There was a surge after I had my first harvest that wasn't stolen. But if some guy is going to use me for weed he's going to be eighteen, stupid, silent and cute.
 
rockin 7734

rockin 7734

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I think just too many know about you growing.I know it's hard but you can't trust anyone now days.I remember in high school there would be people talking about going to rip off some plants one of their buddies,best friends buddy was growing.I've heard people talking of doing it all the time.Hopefully the person who stole them doesn't use this forum.:lol:
 
kochab

kochab

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charmesh said:
I get asked out a lot more now that I grow. There was a surge after I had my first harvest that wasn't stolen. But if some guy is going to use me for weed he's going to be eighteen, stupid, silent and cute.
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im 19, can I apply? lmao Im just joking with ya.
i wish i could be of more a soloution to ya problems but i dunno. maybe lay some type of trap down INSIDE of the shed? kids wont happen upon it that way and you get the perp back for a little bit of shit.

rockin 7734 said:
I think just too many know about you growing.I know it's hard but you can't trust anyone now days.I remember in high school there would be people talking about going to rip off some plants one of their buddies,best friends buddy was growing.I've heard people talking of doing it all the time.Hopefully the person who stole them doesn't use this forum.:lol:
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Ive heard of people doing that here alot actually. usually its just noobies who bumble across a plant in the woods and then post about it when they get back home. But 9 times out of 10 the sonavabitches still go back to get it.

we hate those folks.
 
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Coors

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I've had my house broken into 3 times buy FUCKING TWEEKERS, and let me tell you if I ever catch anyone in my house or trying to steel something from me they won't be walking out. If their lucky they can crawl away after I shoot them in the knees. I fucking HATE THIEVS!!! Sorry to here about your problem, I think that the flood light are a good idea as well as the camera. Good luck.
 
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charmesh

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I don't tell people I'm growing in my backyard. I sell to a few dealers, and none of them know where I live. The kid across the street knew because he came over and I didn't realize that I had left a couple out. But he's at boarding school. There are duplexes behind my house. I'm thinking someone from that area. If they come back all they are going to get is air, because the plants won't be there at night.
 
missmandy

missmandy

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Seamaiden said:
No guns, birds. Birds and dogs. My Rhodesian Ridgeback has done an excellent job of keeping county inspectors off our property, and she ADORES children and has been trained to be cat-protective (just let another dog try to get at our cats, she will make it think thrice).

I suggest making some platforms on wheels or rollers if your ground is firm and level enough to make moving the plants back and forth easier.
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, OMG i have the same dog ,, and he is pissed ,, if i let him run free in the yard hes ok . BUT when i put him on his chain which spans 25 feet in any direction ,, oooo boy watch the F out .. very good dog to have to guard shyt ,, accept mine will attack cats without thinking twice.. i have a big sign on my fence that says ( Diesel can make it to the fence in 2.5 seconds ,... can you..???))))),, anyways , my thoughts on protecting your crop would be this ,, this keeps happening at night ,, so the kids should be in bed , & the chickens should be kooped up.. with that aside .get fishing string from any store , along with a few small fishing bells ( they hook to the end of fishing rod) ,, ,,, poke a few sticks into the ground, around the shed perimeter,, about 2 feet tall . tie the strings to the sticks & hook up the bells ( be sure this is set up close to the shed , so when the bells ding , the theif still has to go thru ur yard to get away) .. ,, & if u do ever catch that lil Fuker , i would do to him like they do to people in different countries for stealing , accept i would not chop off hands ,, i would smash the fingers with a nice foot stomp or even a hammer , that would keep from stealing ,, .. to keep him from smoking i would ( yall ever see american history X) ,, yepp u got it ,,, [ PUT YOUR FUCKING TEETH ON THE CURB)
 
chrismg84

chrismg84

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man there is a way to rig up a trip wire to small pipe that can fire a 12gauge shell except you fill the shell with epson salt instead of buckshot so it burns the hell out them. they wont be back.
 
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