Sending Weed

Doer

Well-Known Member
I've never sent anything through the mail, but I've gotten on planes a bunch of times with weed. I am not saying this was smart or that anyone should try this, but I will tell you I'd do it again. The first time was with my second wife coming back from Jamaica, we purchased too much to smoke, and didn't want to leave the half oz. there (it was just too fucking good). She put it in a little black plastic bag and rolled it tight, she then put that into another small plastic bag and rolled it tight. She did this 4 times then put 3 rubber bands around it, it ended up looking like a cigar. She then put that into a full shampoo bottle so no weed molecules could leak out. I thought it would be soaked with shampoo when we got home, but the shampoo only got through the first two bags and left the last two dry ;) Nobody could believe the quality of this weed.

When I'm flying somewhere, this is what I do: I get few hangers from the dry cleaners, the ones with the hollow, cardboard tube across the bottom. I carefully remove the tube and open one end, then I start shoving in tiny buds/shake and start packing it down with a thin dowel. Once it's tightly packed (I usually fit an eighth in easily) I then open the other end and shove in a foam earplug and do the same for the other side, close up the ends, and make it a hanger again. I hang my collared shirts on those buttoned all the way up. The weed can be a real bitch to get out of the tube, sometimes it's easiest to just break it in half and spill it out. I only do this with my carry on, never check those bags. I never had a problem, but once had a REALLY close call: I was at a tiny airport out east that I drove into, and only had a one way ticket. I was 'randomly' taken out of line to have my bags checked, I think the one way ticket sparked that. The guard and I spoke casually about random shit while he took out the shirts one by one, he even checked their pockets! No problems, I packed it up and got on my plane ;)
You are a genius. I used to just tape an 1/8 behind my balls. But, now with these new scanner...I had accidentally left a Bayer aspirin loose in my pocket. OH!! What is that? I imagine they tune those deep randomly to check intestines. Who knows?

And with the color coded xray machines, I wonder what they color code. Can they see ganja?

It is a new world for new techniques.
 

Doer

Well-Known Member
its the luck of the draw .. i have a buddy who works at ups and said they never check anything because they ship so much , he said the overnight ones are more likely to be checked
See I believe this. If you have ever see, how they aggregate and sort and push it all back out, all in one night you would worry less. The express packages don't ever sit there. And they are handled by many people but only for a few seconds each.

And if someone opened it, do you think they would call the Law? I've had the Law steal my pot. "Ah, silly sauce, he say." Gone and forgotten. I never heard about it.
 
There's such a massive amount of assorted drugs being sent through the mail it's unbelieveable. They have to deal with it when something falls in their laps though. Otherwise they pretty much ignore it...
 

TUF

Member
had a buddy who sent himself a ups package before, dont know how he packed it, but the feds posed as the ups man and got him to sign, 2 mins later same guy is banging on the door but when he opens he's got a badge in his face and police rushing in. Just sayin...... dont ever sign for anything
You have to be super careful with this. Check state laws and avoid shipping in or through states that have yet to see the light. I have used FedEX many times for amounts under an 1/8 no problem. Keep the amount small and if possible designate the package as ok to be left at the destination residence. DO NOT SIGN ANYTHING!
 

Unicloner

Active Member
This is tried and true advice that has kept a few i know out of jail. if you know you are getting a "present" in the mail, do not open it for at least 24 hours no matter what. if the cops are watching or waiting to come in and bust you and you have not opened the package you negate any responsibility for the contents of the package as long as there is no other proof that you knew it was in there. If they are watching they will alwasys come raid you shortly after you get the package to make sure it dosent escape. best yet is to take it to a diffrent location after the 24 hours. im not saying you wont be charged but you wont be convicted. Unless you let them scare you into a "deal" becaus its less hassle.
 

alwaysirie

New Member
I know people who ship weed through the mail and across state lines. They use a product called a Gonzo Bag and have never had a problem. Some people use freezer bags and vacuum bags which are cheaper but they are not actually smell proof. Apparently the gonzo bags use activated charcoal or something that prevents odor detection from dogs too.
 
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