Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Pinworm]

Man why do women take so damn long to get ready?!

That's what we do to keep you buttholes interested! If you aren't interested in us getting all fancied up, then you don't deserve the end result!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Spent nearly half an hour searching for the car in the multi storey car park. It's not the first time that this friend and I have lost it!
On a plus side, when I arrived home there was a space right outside the house!

 

[ebgood]

This is how me n the wifey get down on a saturday afternoon

Beer blunts and bones

 

[Hookabelly]

This is how me n the wifey get down on a saturday afternoon

Beer blunts and bones
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IKR? nothing better than boning after beer and blunts

 

[ebgood]

IKR? nothing better than boning after beer and blunts

Yup....fo sho

 

[Flaming Pie]

Perfect Stoned Time Waster

http://wonderopolis.org/

 

[Blue Wizard]

I was looking for dominoes a few months ago but nobody had any except for Walmart. All they had were those lame color coded ones for kids.

I got tired of playing UNO and Zombie dice at my friends place.

 

[Yessica...]

VERY drunk and high right meow. Going downtown for the first time in almost a year with a couple friend of mine.

Shits about to get Ninja up in here...

 

[Flaming Pie]

What the fuck kinda school do you go to?

I spit out my drink. Lol

 

[RainbowBrite86]

It is true. I am currently attending bitch school. And earning excellent marks.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

I always wondered what strain Stadanko was smoking.



Big Liz X ????

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

So I'm at a concert Friday and who do I see walking thru the crowd? Mother fucking Brian Posehn. One of my favorite comedians. I dropped my shit and ran over. Dude was super cool and chatted with me for like ten minutes. Took pictures with me. Made my fucking year.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

I always wondered what strain Stadanko was smoking.

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Big Liz X ????

I want that smoke shooting gun he used. Thing is badass.

 

[ebgood]

Spent nearly half an hour searching for the car in the multi storey car park. It's not the first time that this friend and I have lost it!
On a plus side, when I arrived home there was a space right outside the house!

i lost the wife in a car park once

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

That's what we do to keep you buttholes interested! If you aren't interested in us getting all fancied up, then you don't deserve the end result!

 

[WHATFG]

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That's funny...I overheard an older woman ask a younger woman in passing, outside a grocery store "Waiting on a man?"

 

[Hookabelly]

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LOL!!
So true. What's the male equivalent? Cars? Women just get in and drive them and men check them out, wax them forever. Nah. That's not a good one.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

That's funny...I overheard an older woman ask a younger woman in passing, outside a grocery store "Waiting on a man?"

She was axing the younger woman if she needed some drugs.

"I"m waiting for my man
$26 dollars in my hand"

"He's never early, he's always late
First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait"

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Everybody sees you...

 

[TripleMindedGee5150]

LOL!!
So true. What's the male equivalent? Cars? Women just get in and drive them and men check them out, wax them forever. Nah. That's not a good one.

kinda like this