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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Thump, sorry, I'll try harder.

I leave for vacation Saturday so you'll have a while on your own.
thump easy said:
winter women been on that job thing with maniak lolz she is not herself latley she got all the funny stuff.. most the time and a few other people but there slacking
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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place...

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,Bill Clinton
 
thump easy

thump easy

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well i still got canabineer and anc and a few others things should be just fine good that dude sounded like a freek for realz
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Why, Why, Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? ​
Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds; when they already know you're broke? ​
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint you have to touch it to check? ​
Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? ​
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? ​
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? ​
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? ​
Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"? ​
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? ​
Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white? ​
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? ​
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? ​
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? ​
Why is it that no plastic bag will ever open from the first end you try? ​
How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures? ​
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so; why do we say, "It's all right"? Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That really hurt you dumb sh*t, why don't you watch where you're going?" ​
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? ​
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? ​
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? ​
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Now I really do feel like I'm an underachiever

[video=youtube;J7MoWPTeYS4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J7MoWPTeYS4#![/video]
 
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